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Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.
Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.
1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.
2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.
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memon 0r sunao thand
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Shuru
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JO bara rehm wala ha
main pana mangta hun us shetan se
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jo
jo
jo
mera sms perh raha ha
I'm going
Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
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A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
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no yar
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confused???
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''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher
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Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''
tujhe bhool jana jana,.
tujhe bhool jana jana,.
mushkil naheen
Me teri Yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gol
Me teri Yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,
Me teri yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,
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!_ta_ !
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If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?
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Ek Dost Dosre Se:
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