ajab SMS Messages80 messages

ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
Sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).
Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai


Maa sy ho to ibadat
Bap sy ho to muqaddas
Bhai say ho to aaqidat
Behan say ho to farz
B v say ho to...
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Chunnu
munnu
guddu
pappu
President:
“Shetani”


Prime Minister:
“Gillani”


Army Chief:
“Kiyani”


Speaker:
“Zanaani”


“Aata Na Roti”

“Bijli Na Paani”


Wah Re Pakitani

Teri ajab Kahani...
Pyar
B ajab Shay HePyar
B ajab Shay He
Maa Se Ho To
"EBADAT"
Baap Se Ho To
"AQEEDAT"
Behan Se Ho To
"FARZ"
&
Bivi Se Ho To
Sub Kehtay Hen
"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu

ajab PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)


Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu

ajab PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
ajab hai

"RASAM-E-ULFAT" ay

"FARAZ"

dil hamara hai magar
"IKHTIAR"
kisi aur ka hai...