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For last year"s words belong to last year"s language
And NEXT year"s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
New Year"s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular
annual good resolutions. NEXT week you can begin paving hell
with them as usual.
Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday
Now bug off and don"t annoy me for the NEXT 12 months!!!!
"Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look NEXT."
-Jonas Salk (1914-1995)
We spend the first twelve months of our children''s lives teaching them

to walk and talk and the NEXT twelve telling them

to sit down and shut up.

- Phyllis Diller
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

NEXT Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family NEXT door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.
Hoping an angel of Mercy sits NEXT 2 u alwayz & cover U wid a gentle wing
$o dat U @lways be wrappd in Allah''s Grace, & remain
Protectd & Peaceful.
Gud nite
Sweetdreamz
Dear Friend,
Your Validity For Taking Food
During The Day Time Has Expired.
Please Fast NEXT 30 Days
To Resume Your Day Time Food.
Thank You For Eating.
Happy Ramazan
(3)A Ramzan Checklist

Make Du''a During The Fast Because
The Prophet Peace Be Upon Him
Said That Three People''s Supplication
Is Not Rejected One Of Them
Is The Fasting Person.
Ask For The Good of This Life
& The NEXT For Yourself,
Your Family & Muslims In General.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
NEXT day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…


Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

NEXT Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.