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Pakistani And American

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
NEXT Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Sardar and his wife

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should NEXT year !

Height Of Thinking

Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In NEXT Life Again
We Have To Study From

True guidance

"True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.
it does,nt show every think at once but gives enough light for the NEXT step to be safe"

"Sleep"

"Sleep"
S-say Thanks To The G0d
L-lying 0n The Bed
E-cl0se Your Eyes
E-end 0f The Day
P-plan F0r The NEXT Day....

Good Night

Real Heart Touching Story

Real Heart Touching Story
"A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f.
NEXT day he asked about the gift.
b.f:hows the bird??...
g.f:very tasty:-)

Sad And inspirational!!!

A boy & girl was on a bike at 80
km/hr speed.
girl said plzz slow down
boy-DO U LOVE ME.
she said I LOUVE YOU.NOW SLOW DOWN.
he said hug me .girl huged
him & said now slow down
he said take off my
helmet & wear it on ur head.
she did so .
NEXT day the boy died n the girl got minor damage
the boy knew that his bike brake failed so he wanted to save the girl
n wanted her to give him the last hug of his life. :(

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"

Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
NEXT Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))

Broken Heart

You call me your ''EX''
But
I will always better than your NEXT

FUTURE ABC AND ZUBAIDA AAPA

NEXT generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUCH SCREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA

you will never trust

If You Can't
F o r g e t
Your 'EX'
You Will Never
T r u s t
Your 'NEXT' . . . ;)

pathan & manager

Manager : You
are appointed
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your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
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NEXT Year it Will
be 20,000
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Pathan : ok I will
join NEXT year….

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