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Pathan Mobile Company Mein Job K Liye Interview Dene Geya Pehly hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Par Usy Maar Kar Bhaga diya Geya Sawal Tha . . . . . Sub se Mashoor Network Kon sa Ha? Pathan: Cartoon Network HAhahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

Pathan ki Maa pathan se

Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka

nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

GOOD MORNING

NARO JAMO KE

Khyal Hashtnaghar:

Naro Jamo Ke 6 Lamda Wa No Maa Sa Karre Wae,
Khkareda Spena Paghonda Wa No Maa Sa Karre Wae.

Danga Zwani Nazak Badan Laka Dh Sarwe Lakhta,
Rataweda Sama Lenda Wa No Maa Sa Karre Wae.

Ph Wrra Jba Ye Kawal Rata Nazak Basona,
Ghageda Sama Sareenda Wa No Maa Sa Karre Wae.

Dh Jamee Shpa Twda Brrastan Wa Baran Hom Waredo,
Daa Ph Sangl Zma Oda Wa No Maa Sa Karre Wae.

KHYALA Ph Zan Bande Poh Nh Shoma Che Sa Me Okrral,
Dh Dera Josh Khwala Khwala Wa No Maa Sa Karre Wae.

YAD KRRA JANANA

Khyal Hashtnaghar:

Yad krra Janana Haagha Waht Dh Lewantob Ter Sho,
Waar Dh Zwanai Zama Ao Sta Dh Peghaltob Ter Sho.

Haagha Che Maa Sawab Gunah Zargia Nh Pejandal,
Haagha Gulrang Wahtoona Larral Zalmitob Ter Sho.

Spen Me Vehto Ke Zai Ph Zai Janana Otokedal,
Waht, Daase Khkaari Che Pama Dh Mayentob Ter Sho.

KHYALA Guzran Sta Ph Yadono Bh Tarso Kawama,
Hara Lamha Dh Rafaqat De Laka Khob Ter Sho.

Chaa Rata Wowayel Che Os Haghase Nh De KHYALA,
Raqeeb Sarre Sholo, Ph Laar Dh Sarritob Ter Sho.

Chalo Ik Basar Phir Sy Ajnabi Bann Jaen Hm Donoo

Chalo Ik Basar Phir Sy Ajnabi Bann Jaen Hm Donoo
Nah Mein Tm Say Koi Umeed Rakhoon Dilnawazi Ki
Na Tm Meri Taraf Dekho Galaat ANdaaz Nazroon Sy
Na Meray Dil Ki Dharkan Larkharaey Meri Baton Sy
Na Zaher Ho Tmhari Kashmakash Ka Raaz Nazron Sy
Tmhain Bhe Koi Uljhan Rookti Hai Paish Qadmi Sy
Mujhay Bhe Loog Kehtay Hain K Ye Jalwaay Paraaey Hein
Meray Hamraah Bhe Ruswaiyan Hain Meray Maazzi Ki
Tmharay Saath Bhe Gozri Hoe Raton K Saaaey Hain
Ta”Aruf Roug Ho Jaey Tu Usko Bhoolna Behtar
Ta”Aluq Roug Ban Jaey Tu Usko Toorna Acha
Wo Afsana Jisay Anjaam Taak Lanaa Nah Hoo Mumkin
Uasay Ik Khoobsorat Mour Day K Bhooolnaa A6ha
Chalo Ik Baar Phir Se Ajnabi Bun Jaen Hm Dono.

Jisnay Thoray Waaday Jisnay Toora Dil

Jisnay Thoray Waaday Jisnay Toora Dil
Jeena Mushkil Hoo Gaya Daidi Kitni Mushkil
Uss Baywafaa Say Ab Haar Rishta Toor Daingay
Muhabbat Chor Daingaay Hm
Muhabbaat Chor Daingay Hm
Maar Jayen Gay Par Ab Us Ka Naam Nahi Lain Gay
Jisnaay Toora Dil Usay Ilzaam Nahi Deingay
Dil Ki Batoo Mai Akaar Yeah Dhokaay Khayaaye Hein
Abb Apnaay Dil Say Ham Koi Kaam Nahi Lain Gay
Uss Baiwafaa Say Ab Har Rishta Tor Daingay
Muhabbat Chor Daingay Ham
Muhabbat Choor Daingay Ham.

O pakistanio

O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi Maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK

Maa

Rab Ne “Maa” Ko Ye Azmat-E-Kamal Di, Is Ki
Dua Pe Aye Musibat B Taal Di, Quran Ne “Maa”
K Pyar Ki Is Tarhan Misal Di, Jannat Utha K
“Maa” K Qadmon Mai Dal Di. Take Great Care Of
Ur Mom Bcoz Mom Is Great!

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalMaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
TaMaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O MusliMaat ki taraf se salaam!

Bhikhari ne Awaaz

Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
Maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p

Hazoor (S.A.W) Ne 4 Cheezon Se Allah Ki Panah Maangi.

Hazoor (S.A.W) Ne 4 Cheezon Se Allah Ki Panah Maangi.

1- Aisa Elam Jo Nafa Na De.

2- Aisa Dil Jo Allah Se Na Dare.

3- Aisa Nafs Jo Sair Na Ho.

4- Aisi Dua Jo Suni Na Jaye.

Sabr Ko Emaan Se

Sabr Ko EMaan Se
Wohi Nisbat Hy Jo Sar
Ko Jism Sy Hy
Jis Terha Bagher Sar k
Jism Bekaar Hy Isi
Trha Bagher Sabr k
EMaan ...

Hazrat Ali R.A

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