Dost SMS Messages1114 messages

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
Pathan apne Dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?

Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?

Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.
Na jane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho "Dost",
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Khuwaab mein bhi milte ho to Gobi jesa Moo bana lete ho.
2 Friends ne Jungle mein ek Sher ko dekha to ek Dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans rokli.
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Sher paas aya aur bola:
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Na puttar Na.....yaha pe Zubaida aapa k totke nahi chalte.
Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao Dost samajh kar.

Son:Kuch nahi yaar,sabzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa diya to teri waali ne boht mara hai.
School ki friendship 10th class tak,

Collage ki friendship final year tak,

Love ki friendship shaadi tak,
But
Humari friendship 30th February tak
Qk na 30th Feb aayegi aur na hi humari Dosti tootegi.
Aziz hai mujhe har cheez se Dosti uski,

Utar gayi hai mere dil mein saadgi uski,

Wo apne aap se kese juda karega mujhe,

Wo rooh hai aur mein zindagi hoon uski.
Tamaam din khud ko “SAMAITTAY” huway guzer jata hai
Dost
Shaam ko us ki “YADAIN” mujhy phir tor diti hain..!!!
1 baat dil se batana
Is
Duniya
me
aa kar
tmne
aisa
konsa
acha
kaam
kia
tha jo
tmko
ALLAH
ne
muj jesa achcha Dost dia!
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Who Is A Dost?
Dost Vo Jo Bin Bulaye Aaye
Bevajah Sar Khaye
Jeb Khali Karwaye Kabhi Sataye
Kabhi Rulaye Magar
Hamesha Saath Nibhaye
MUSHKILE DILO KE IRADE AAZMAYEGI,
KHAWABO KE PARDE NIGAAHO SE HATAYEGI,
GIRKAR HOSLA MAT HARNA MERE Dost,
YE THOKRE HI TO AAP KO CHALNA SIKHAYEGI.
Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum Dost bane,
Humari Dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai