Desh SMS Messages22 messages

Is Desh mein pariyon ki kahani bhi khoob hai







bachche ko usne fir bhookha sula diya
Wohi Takrar Lafzon ki ,

Wohi anDeshay fursat ke,

Wohi har baat pe ranjish,

Wohi har baat pe larna,

Wohi kuch bolti aankhen,

Wohi Chup chap sa lehja,

Wohi bechain si hulchal,

Wohi khamosh ho jana,

Sabhi asrar kehtay hein,

Tumhen Mujh se Muhabbat ha,

Tumhen Mujh se Muhabbat ha,
Zabt Kerty Hain To Ankhon Sai Lahoo Behtey Hain
Shikwa Kerty Hain To AnDesha-E-Ruswai Hai
Zabt kerta hon to her zakham laho deta hy

Ah kerta hon to anDesha-e- ruswai hy

Dkhta hon to hazaron se shanasai hy

Sochta hon to wahi gham wahi tanhai hai.
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika Sherawat?

Dono ne kaprey utaar diye, ek ne Desh ke liye, doosrey ne Deshwasion ke liye!
''mobile Deshese
CALL

chicken ka maza
SMS

sabzi ka maza
MISS CALL

daal ka maza
NO RESPONSE

faaqa

AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?
Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek viDeshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida Desh ka hi hoga
Khaaksaar k
dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-anDesha
mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai . . . ;->
Why has the government. fixed voting age- 18 yrs & marriage age- 21 yrs?



Govt.. ko ye pata hai ki Desh sambhalna aasaan hai, lekin biwi nahi...!!!