Cigarette SMS Messages14 messages


Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
Cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo


NON SMOKERS- i hate Cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate Cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->