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Santa Saw A Man

Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs

In The Purse.

We Can Take 50-50

Santa: OK..OK

What About The

Remaining 900..!

Sardar g Saw A

Sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->

Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Then Recharge my Mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It''s True.
Jaldi karna

No one can beat

No one can beat

this old man''s t-shirt Quote:

I am not 50...

I am 18

with 32 years of experience ;-)

Nasirabad (Balochistn)

Nasirabad (Balochistn) mai 6 Aurton ko Zinda dafnaya gaya

K H A M O S H I

Sindh mein 1 Aurat ko Kutto ke agey daal dia gaya

K H A M O S H I

Qaum ki beti Afia Siddiqi par Amreeki jail mein zulm o jabr

K H A M O S H I

Jamia Hafsa ki 1500 talbaat ko Phosporas bombs se jala dia gaya

K H A M O S H I

60 Amreeki Drone attack se 1000 masum shehri shaheed

K H A M O S H I

Aaj aik Jaali video par itna
E H T J A J . . . ?
Us larki se hamdardi ya america se?

Blessing of Ramazan

Blessing of Ramazan

U.A.E: 60% discount on all food items.

QATAR: Every food item will sell on its cost price.

KUWAIT: 50% discount or ''Buy 1 get 1'' free on all food items.

SAUDIA: 30% discount on all food items.

BANGLADESH: 20% discount

PAKISTAN: 150% increase in the price of all Items.

True Love is like a pillow.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Salesman:This computer will

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.

Ek sheikh doctor

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

Newspapers me aaya

Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.

Newspapers me aaya

Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.

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