PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti

PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti

AMIL:tum ko mazar pr manat manni pray gi

PTHAN:Bohat manat mani kuch na hua

AMIL:tum kis mazar pr gae thay

PTHAN:QUAID-e-AZAM .

May, 21 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 1727 views Funny

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Sher ko jangal myn rakh,

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PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti

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