''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost

''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost
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Tujhey dekh kar to kisi ki bhe hasi nikal sakti hai..!@''

May, 24 2010 113 chars (1 sms) 1599 views Funny

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WT R U ALL WONDRINGAT,
I HV KILLED,
ALL THOSEWHO WERE BETWEEN I & U

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se phnsta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai

Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi

Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi Krna Chaty Ho To Tme Mere Mumy Papa Ko Khush Krna Hoga
Boy:Han Me Kroga.Mje Kia Krna Hoga
Me Apni Jan Tk De Skta Hun.Kaho.
Girl:Tumhe Hr Hafte Mumy Ko 5kg Ata Dena Hoga,Aur Papa Ki Gari Me 5litre Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:Acha BAJI Ami Aba Ko Salam Kehna

O Frnd Jee

O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->

Whoever Says ''Money Can''t Buy

Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)

Ufone ka new package.

Ufone ka new package.

"Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr

us sa cheen lejiay"

Ufone
TM HI TO HO...

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana Wah Wah

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->

shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia

Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..

Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..

Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?

Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..

Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI AbHi PaTa KaR lU

KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!

meri har zarurat mer

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai

U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->

Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:

Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:

1: Pakki pencil se,
2: Kachi pencil se,
3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p

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''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost

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