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Shortest Fairy Tale In Da World.... ONce upun a time , A Guy Asked a Girl ," Will U Marry me "
She Said " No " & The Guy Lived Happilty Ever After :)
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Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi
Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?
Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->
mumbai attacks kay b
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF
PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA
BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->
1 tha Chooha..
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi
Boy: Maa baap ?
Girl: yes
Boy: Khana Pina?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Apni Dostien
Girl : Yes
Boy : Star Plus
Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai
Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye
Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai
Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani
El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai
EXPRESS NEWS
Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
santa 2 his wife
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
a man was lost alone
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar
mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar
saman mojod
doctor mojod
narsen mojod
mgr pagal sms parhne me masrof.;-
Gurlfrnd 2 boyfrnd in fana style.
Gurlfrnd 2 boyfrnd in fana style.
TERI SALARY KO MERI PURSE MAIN PANAH MIL JAEMERE ISHQ MAIN TERI DAULAT FANA HOJAE.
SUBHANALLAH
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B
Meri Mohabbat Ki Garmi
Me Koi Fark Nahi Aaya
2frn: O Really
1frnd: Yes Ye Alag Bat Hai K Meri Wife
Ko Meri Grlfrnd Ka Pata Chal Jaye
Toh Wo Mera Khoon Pee Jaye.
teacher hume garibo
Teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.
Teacher: kiya?
Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???
Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...
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