Husband: Today is sunday &

Husband: Today is sunday &


Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
  

May, 26 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     1807 views       Funny

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At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na
Peer: Beta koi mannat mango

Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain

Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen
Aik Bad News..


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Aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun Sakte..


If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

Don''t Worry !









































Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .

Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Larkiyo ke lafre me mat paro…
Khali larkiya bachti hai,
baki sab larke mar jate hai..
SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai

Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar dein ge.

Ek Call rooz app karo

baki MISS CALL hum kar dein ge



Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)


Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d
Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare

Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..