height of dehydration..

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a cow givin milk powder...

May, 19 2010 86 chars (1 sms) 1990 views Funny

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Farooq Sattar''s Wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.

Lub Pe Aati Hai

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri
Zindagi Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri
Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko
Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko
Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko
Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko
Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab
Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.

MATHAMETICAL POEM.

MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me hain na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se bat karte ho,302 lage gi tum ko,Qatl ki wardat karte ho,420 hai vo jis k liy,Zulf lehra k rat karte ho..!

Teacher To Student -

Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

Best Punishment That U Can

Best Punishment That U Can
Gve Him A Mobile Wid A
Set Of Girl''s Phone Numbers & Put Him
In A Palace Where There is No Network... ;o)

pota apne dada se hanste hue

Pota Apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai

Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain,
Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun?
Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai,
Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur
Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi.
Samjhdar Like Kare

maa mujhe bhai chahiye

Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain..

Zardari

"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)

WAPDA

WAPDA walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko loadshedding ki takleef bardashat karni hogi
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Uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.

HALLO, this is your mobile.

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

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