Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan
Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge

In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili

Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.
  

May, 17 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     2385 views       Funny

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New song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa
laga

kabhi chapal laga kabhi
taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel pera
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi roar mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta
gaya
hoooooooooooooo






ek larki........

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->


Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

"Intiqam Ka Behtreen
Tariqa Ye Hai k
Dushman Ko Dost Bana
Kr Dhoka Do ..."






Janab Asif Ali Zardari ;)
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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D D D

Nice Hai Na?
Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?
IF




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NASA. . . . ;->
Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665


(HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!)
Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .








Noor Aa Gaya Hai. . .










Chalo Teeno Mil k Cricket Khelain . . . ;->
Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...

Beta Kiya Tm Kuch Parh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Nahi Papa

Kiya Tm Kuch Likh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Nahi Papa Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun

Baap: Toh Phr Ye Aienak Utar Do

Tmhri Fazool Kharchi Mje Dobo De Gi . . ;->/-D
3 MEN discusing wives
1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd SARDAR ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot


Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''