Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan
Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge

In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili

Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.
  

May, 17 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     3603 views       Funny

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A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket

Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"


Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..




Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha,
kya hua?

Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
''Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan.
GIRL: 0K Police station chalte hen
Larka: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nhi kr sakta''
A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.''

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him...

''Aam Hai kya ?''

He gets a little irritated and says...

''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi bechte''

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?''

He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda

marunga sar ke upar''

The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..''hathoda hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi''

The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
Arz Kia Hai . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

Wah Wah . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

PHILIPS LET''S MAKE THINGS BETTER . . . ;->
Zara Si Mobile Men De Jagah Tu

Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..

Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...

Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.

Me Bhejun SMS Tujh

Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..
Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet Me Bachi Dua Krti Hai

"AY Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain,
Ay Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain"
Samjh Nahi Aati
Slamti Ki Dua
Foam K Metress Se Bachnay Ki Hai Ya Mom Se???
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast,
extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..