''Molvi taqreer krty howy

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...

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An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !

An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !

How. . . ? ? ?

The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->

U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET

U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND

NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->

It Was Asked In A Paper . . .

It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
What Is POLITICS For . . . ???

A Student Answered It . . .
POLITICS is a Combination of
POLI = Many
&
TICS = Bloodsuckers. . .
Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho . . . ;->

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo

Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?

Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

What Is Da Similarity

What Is Da Similarity Between Girls & Mobile Phones ??

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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->

Do u kno which

Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?

?

Give up?

?

?

Wel its,

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white

jb koi dost apne dos

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !

ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->

zara bs ka horn poo poo baja do

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do

Shahrukh Khan.

Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om

Kyuki

Picture Abhi Baki Hai Dost.

first million bucks

A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)

ke 3 din select karta Hun

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

" A man asked

" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "

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''Molvi taqreer krty howy

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