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Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
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Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
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May, 17 2010
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mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se
Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?
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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.
Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.
Sach''chon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Sache Ho.
Maine Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohobat Hai.
Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bache Ho)~
A Man Can Be Happy
A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . .
As Long As
He Does Not Love Her . . . ;->
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...?? =P ;->
yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Dost: Kyun khan sahab?
Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
"Mujhe Dhundo"fu
"Mujhe Dhundo"
"Kya hua thak gy
NAHI
"To pir dhundo
"AB RAHNE DO"
Hum diloon me rehty
hain mobile me nahi..-;>
1 bacha zong k offic
1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha
LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?
BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho
" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "
A woman had triplets
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
A sweet demand by a kid.
A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own
Height Of Dreaming:
Height Of Dreaming:
Bill Gates cAme tO Me And Asked
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Are,Tere pAas xp ki Cd hAi kyA?
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande
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