Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.
Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.
Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.
Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.
"sir! aap mere son ki shadi pe nahi aye,
bari shiddat se aap ka intezaar tha.
shadi bilkul be ronaq rahi aap ke baghair,
ham pe kuch to tars kha ke aa jatay.
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ? . . . . ......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no ! . . . 5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ? . . . . . 18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!
hello! kaisay ho. mein tum par aik Film bananey kee soch raha hoon jiss mein tum bataor Hero kaam karo ghey.Fikar na karo 12larkion k sath tumhara affair ho gha.
11 tumhein chord jayein ghee aur 12 veen tumhein Goli maar dey ghee iss tarha film Khatam ho jaye ghee.
Oh Film ka naam to batana hee bhool gaya, Film ka naam hai"App Close Up kyun naheen kartey hein?"
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
