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Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
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Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
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May, 17 2010
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DOOB MARO Nikammo
DOOB MARO Nikammo
( -_-)(-_-)
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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,
Student:sir pyar wo hai jo
Aap apni beti se krtay hain,
Sir :GOOD!Or IHSQ?
Student:sir jo mai ap ki beti se krta hon.>
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai
Being Single Is So
Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm
Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "
Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy
~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->
4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kabhi Na
Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai
Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno
"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
tongue twister th
Tongue Twister
The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !
( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )
Say it!
PLz muje samajne ki KOshish KrO
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,
SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki*
Zara Sochain ......
Zara Sochain ......
Aakhir Hum Main Kia
Ghalti Hy k
Hum Par Khuda Ka Azad
Ramzan Main Hi Kyun
Aata Hy
2005 Main
EARTHQUAKE
2008 Main
ASIF ZARDARI ... ;->
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
aur,
.
aur,
.
.
aur,
.
.
.
aur,
.
.
.
.
aur,
lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Thi Bari Yari Mar Gaye Bili
Bach Gya
Zardari
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo
.
.
Aaj ek sms aur karlo
.
.
.
kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.....
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