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Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
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Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
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May, 17 2010
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Ek Khan Sahb Sey
Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???
Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint
Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)
Kareena Kapoor Once Said
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.
If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said,
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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi
Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?
Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->
agar koi mujh sey pochchey
agar koi mujh sey pochchey "teri Mohabat ka naam kya hai?"
to mein kahoon" tenu kee takleef ee"
Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga
"WAZNI"...=P;->
Arz Kiya Ha
Arz Kiya Ha
Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare
Wah wah
Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare
Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg kapre sarae;-
JAb Tumhari Shadddi
JAb
Tumhari
Shadddi
Ho
Gi
Tu
Tumhari
Biwi
K
Pait
Main
Mera
..
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.
.
.
Mera
,
,
,
,
BHATIJA ho GA
Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
Ek Sardar 2 A Man : Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...
Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of ACCOUNTING ... ?
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?
1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)
1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
Wife: Darling,
Wife: Darling, wht do u like most among my natural hair, hot lips, speech, sense of humor or my beutiful eyes. . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Darling, tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat hi mujhe sab se zyada pasand hai. . . ;-
U r 1 Of those
U r
1
Of
those
i
Luv
2
msg
coz
its
fun
2
see
ur
eyes
goes
up
down
up
down
up
down
up
down
''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chor dya hy
Nahi khulti hai ankh ab to sehri mein
Shayed ap ne peepa bjana chor diya hy''
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