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Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
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Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
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May, 17 2010
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What Has One Horn And Gives Milk ... ???
What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???
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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->
What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
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Stupid. . . ;->
Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,
Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,
Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,
Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,
Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)
Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain..
Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,
“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..
Girl’s Attitude
Girl’s Attitude
When Boy Don’t Look @ Her
She Says : “KUTTA Dekh Nah iSakta Kia”
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When Boy Look @ Her
She Says: “Dekh Kese KUTTO’N Ki Trha Rha Hy”
Kal ho "aaj" jaisa,
Kal ho
"aaj" jaisa,
Mehal ho
"Taaj" jaisa,
Phool ho
"Gulaab" jaisa,
Aur
Zindagi ke har qadam pe friend ho...
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oye hello,
Friend ho"Mujh" jaisa.
''You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive ... ?
''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?
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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''
ek sawal hy sochne pe majb00r kia hua hy
Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..
PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??
LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..
MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..
SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..
LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..
SawAL yE hy k..
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JAb
MurGhi
AndA
FrEE
Me
DEti hy..??
To BAzAAr
Me
Rs.6
Ka
Q
BiktA
Hy...? =P ;->
Teacher asked pathan
Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
Now-A-Days Our
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
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"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain
Ya Puraney Time Par"
Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho
Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho
Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho
Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho
Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!
Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi
Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
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