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Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
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Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
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May, 17 2010
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Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..
Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..
Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..
Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,
Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)
''God made
''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''
Mother :
Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->
Bazar wali nazuk si
Bazar wali nazuk si
office wali naram naram
mohalay wali patli si
hotel wali Chikni chikni
ghar wali garma garam
wese aap kahan ki ROTI pasand kartay hein?
Load Sheding K Fawaid:
Load Sheding K Fawaid:
Genrator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi
Cell Chrge Na Hone Se Balnc & Time Saving
Sabr Krny Ki Waja Se Janat Milne Ka Chance.
Wen a black cat falls
Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say
Don''t think like a philosphr
cat will only say
MEeeaAOOon;-)
A Touching Love Story
A Touching Love Story
A Boy n A Girl luv
each othr ...
One day they were
talking ...
Boy touchd girl''s hand n
Girl touched boy''s hand ...
Wh8 a touching story ;->
Ek bari ek bhikhari
Ek bari ek bhikhari Santa ko kehta k bhagwaan ke naam pe kuch dede..Santa ne apni cycle bahar nikali aur usko.
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Cycle pe "JHOOTHE" dene lagg gaya--..
If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
N Ur Heart Is Beating Fast..
Do U Think Its Luv?
Na Muna...
Its Called Heart Attack!
aasma pe jitne sitare hein,
aasma pe jitne sitare hein,
ankho mein jitne ishare hein,
samunder ke jitne kinare hein,
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!
successful mission
Agar
Is
Waqt
Aap
So
Rahy
Thy
Aur
Mere
Msg
Se
Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.
MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)
enjoying the match but missing one thing
All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing
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Guess what
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SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)
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