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Election 2013……. And Aashiqui 2:-P:-;-)

Aug, 22 2013 115 chars (1 sms) 4754 views Politics

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*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

BENAZIR BHUTTO,! born in
1953 =1,9,5,3 "9"

she has died in ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7="9"

total period from 1953 to 2007 is
54 years=5 +4 ="9"

1st suicidal attack on her ,!
18 oct. = 1+8 ="9"

2nd suicidal attack on her in which she died
27 dec. = 2+7 ="9" .:)-

Har mulk mein Munafiq

Har mulk mein Munafiq hotey hein laikin lagta hai ka hamarey mulk mein un kee wafar miqdar payee jaati hai.

Naheen mantey.
Proof#1: Jab Liaqat Ali sahib ko goli lagi thi to qatil ko ussi waqt kyun mar diya ghaya tha?

lo aaj say badal li

Lo Aaj Say Badal Li Hum Ne Bhi
Apni Soch,,,
Jo 1 sohni larki ka rishta le kar de
Ga Wohi Vote le Ga…
(kuri Do, voot Lo)
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(‘,’) /’SaDa HaQ….
>) ) eThEy….
_l /_ RaKh…

mubarak ho

Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p
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Purana Pakistan repair ho
gaya naya boht mehnga tha

*Talash-e-Gumshuda*

*Talash-e-Gumshuda*
Naam Ch. Shujaat Hussain.
Bolnay or dekhnay say maazoor hai.
Zehni tawazan drust nahi
Apna naam Quaid-i-Azam btata hay.
18 Feb ki Sham kala Chashma pehanay Cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha jis ko milay, is patay par rabta karay:
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi (Ex-CM Pokha Nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opposite Coruption Factory, Horse trading Bazar, Gujrat.

The more you

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.

yeh baat hum sab

yeh baat hum sab ko tasleem kar leni chahiye k kaheen na kaheen hum sab kee neeyat mein khot mojhood hai, agar aisa na ho Zardari(house of neeyat khot) president k liye apply kyun karey?

Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say

Wat did Clinton say

Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.

Good leaders are

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

bijli ata pani !

Arz kia hy.
Ye dolat bhi lelo,
Ye shuhrat bhi lelo,
Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,
mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,
wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani,
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REMIX.
Ye zardari bhi LeLo,
Ye Altaf bhi LeLo,
Ye imran bhi LeLo,
Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se
hamari hina rubani
Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani
wo Aata
wo Chini
wo Bijli
wo Pani
Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani
New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!

The flood of money

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.

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