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Election 2013……. And Aashiqui 2:-P:-;-)

Aug, 22 2013 115 chars (1 sms) 5407 views Politics

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keh rahi hai awam ooonchi awaz mein bol bol k,
apna pol chchupa rahey hein doosroon k khol k,

aur naheen pard raha hai farq kissi ko b yahan,
Kissi main ko phenko k khali hein dhakney main hole k

Hakumat k New Year

Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain

yeh baat hum sab

yeh baat hum sab ko tasleem kar leni chahiye k kaheen na kaheen hum sab kee neeyat mein khot mojhood hai, agar aisa na ho Zardari(house of neeyat khot) president k liye apply kyun karey?

aaj purani rahoon s

aaj purani rahoon sey koi mujhe awaz na dey, dard mein doobey gheet na dey ghum ka sisakta saaz na dey,
(Zardari)
hum chord chaley hein mehfil ko yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona. (Nawaz Sharif)

socha tha pyar na karein ghey, hum na rice pe marein ghey.(Pervaiz)

*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

BENAZIR BHUTTO,! born in
1953 =1,9,5,3 "9"

she has died in ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7="9"

total period from 1953 to 2007 is
54 years=5 +4 ="9"

1st suicidal attack on her ,!
18 oct. = 1+8 ="9"

2nd suicidal attack on her in which she died
27 dec. = 2+7 ="9" .:)-

Those who are too smart

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.

A good leader i

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

Ya allah iss election

Ya Allah is election mei “sher” ko pinjray mei rakhna,
“cycle” ko raaste mei rakhna,
“Kitab” ko bastay mei rakhna,
“Teer” ko kaman mei rakhna,
“Tarazu” ko dukan mei rakhna,
“Patang” ko asman mei rakhna,
Hum ko apni Hifz-o-Aman mei rakhna,
aur Sirf “Bat” ko Meidan mei rakhna.
Vote 4 Pakistan Thereeq Insaf
Tabdele lae …

Shareef to Nawaz shareef be hai

Larki khubsurat honi chahiyeh ……………………….
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Shareef to Nawaz shareef be hai……

mein shohrat ka

mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,

"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha"

I don"t make

I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.

Tmhara farz hai dalna

Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna

Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo

Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo

0rat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo

Pr dlo zrur apna

VOTE

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