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Election 2013……. And Aashiqui 2:-P:-;-)
  

Aug, 22 2013     115 chars (1 sms)     4425 views       Politics

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Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
keh rahi hai awam ooonchi awaz mein bol bol k,
apna pol chchupa rahey hein doosroon k khol k,

aur naheen pard raha hai farq kissi ko b yahan,
Kissi main ko phenko k khali hein dhakney main hole k
Ya Allah is election mei “sher” ko pinjray mei rakhna,
“cycle” ko raaste mei rakhna,
“Kitab” ko bastay mei rakhna,
“Teer” ko kaman mei rakhna,
“Tarazu” ko dukan mei rakhna,
“Patang” ko asman mei rakhna,
Hum ko apni Hifz-o-Aman mei rakhna,
aur Sirf “Bat” ko Meidan mei rakhna.
Vote 4 Pakistan Thereeq Insaf
Tabdele lae …
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
Yeh Bhazi Khoon ki Bhazi hai
Yeh Bhazi tum hi haro ga
Har ghar se Bhutto nikla ga
Tum kitna Bhutto maro ga

Jiye PPP
Jiye BHUTTO
Jiye BENAZIR
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!