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Election 2013……. And Aashiqui 2:-P:-;-)

Aug, 22 2013 115 chars (1 sms) 4376 views Politics

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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Wat did Clinton say

Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.

In order to become

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

Ager ek Kashti main

Ager ek Kashti main
Musharaf
Nawaz Sharif
Chaudry Shujat
Aur Arbab Ghulam Rahim
Ja rahe hon n Achanak Kashti Doob jae
To aapke Khayal main kaun bach jaega ??

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Main bataun..

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Pakistan!

Yeh Bhazi Khoon

Yeh Bhazi Khoon ki Bhazi hai
Yeh Bhazi tum hi haro ga
Har ghar se Bhutto nikla ga
Tum kitna Bhutto maro ga

Jiye PPP
Jiye BHUTTO
Jiye BENAZIR

Those who are too smart

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.

Politics is the gentle

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

Hell, I never vote

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Zardari ka naya

Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo

mubarak ho

Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p
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Purana Pakistan repair ho
gaya naya boht mehnga tha

I don"t make

I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.

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