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Election 2013……. And Aashiqui 2:-P:-;-)

Aug, 22 2013 115 chars (1 sms) 5489 views Politics

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Aetzaz Ahsan Found A Jin ...

Jin : Kia Hukm Hy Mere Aaqa ???

Aetzaz : Foran Judges Ko Bahaal Kerwao ... !!!

Jin : Aaqa Hukm Do , Chawalian Na Maro ... ;->

Politics, it seems to

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

BENAZIR BHUTTO,! born in
1953 =1,9,5,3 "9"

she has died in ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7="9"

total period from 1953 to 2007 is
54 years=5 +4 ="9"

1st suicidal attack on her ,!
18 oct. = 1+8 ="9"

2nd suicidal attack on her in which she died
27 dec. = 2+7 ="9" .:)-

What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

zardari aur Nawaz kee

zardari aur Nawaz kee dosti aaj kal k pyar kee tarha hai,
naheen mantey,
Proof: "jab larki flirt karney k liye kehti hai"I love You" to larkey ko lagta hai k jaisay uss nein kya kar diya hai, halankey haqeeqat mein kuch b naheen hota"

Issi tarha jab zardari muskura detein hein to nawaz samjhtey hein k maumla suljh ghaya halankey hota kuch b nahee

Politics

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.

Hakumat k New Year

Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain

The flood of money

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.

Yeh Bhazi Khoon

Yeh Bhazi Khoon ki Bhazi hai
Yeh Bhazi tum hi haro ga
Har ghar se Bhutto nikla ga
Tum kitna Bhutto maro ga

Jiye PPP
Jiye BHUTTO
Jiye BENAZIR

Those who are too smart

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.

Hell, I never vote

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Nearly all men

Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.

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