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Aug, 22 2013
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In politics
In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
tareek-e-insaf
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?
student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
Zardari ka naya
Zardari ka naya slogan,
Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
A patriot must
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government
Hakumat k New Year
Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain
-=News Alert=-
-=News Alert=-
Pervez Musharaf ne Wardi Utaar di
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Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?
Pathan:
Pata nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?
Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
Aj Dil Di Kehn Nu G Karda
Aj Dil Di Kehn Nu G Karda,
Tere Dil Wich Rehn Nu G Karda,
Khushian De K Tenu Tere Dard Sehn Nu G Karda,
Rab Jane Tera Mera Ki Rishta,
Bas Tenu Apna Kehn Nu G Karda......
Government is like
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
I M Holding On Ur R
I M Holding On Ur Rope
Got Me Ten Feet
Off The Ground
And I M Hearing
What U Say
But I Just Can''t
Make A Sound
U Tel Me That
U Need Me
Then
U Go And Cut Me Down
But Wait...
U Tel Me That
Ur Sory
Didn''t Think Id
Turn Around
And Say Late
That Its Too Late
To Appologize
Its To Late.
I don"t make
I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.
keh rahi hai awam
keh rahi hai awam ooonchi awaz mein bol bol k,
apna pol chchupa rahey hein doosroon k khol k,
aur naheen pard raha hai farq kissi ko b yahan,
Kissi main ko phenko k khali hein dhakney main hole k
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