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What’s the fluid capacity
What’s the fluid capacity
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
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Aug, 22 2013
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Teacher Pathan Sy:
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?
Pathan:
Pata nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?
Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
mein shohrat ka
mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,
"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha"
Aetzaz Ahsan
Aetzaz Ahsan Found A Jin ...
Jin : Kia Hukm Hy Mere Aaqa ???
Aetzaz : Foran Judges Ko Bahaal Kerwao ... !!!
Jin : Aaqa Hukm Do , Chawalian Na Maro ... ;->
P o l i t i c i a n ...
P o l i t i c i a n ...
One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections
And
Your Confidence After ... ;->
Hell, I never vote
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna
Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo
Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo
0rat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo
Pr dlo zrur apna
VOTE
A patriot must
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government
What’s the fluid capacity
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
jaatey jaatey wo
jaatey jaatey wo mujh par ehsan kar ghayee,
insurance policy sey jeena aasan kar ghayee
aur apni marzi sey badalta hoon jamhuriat k gear,
yun lagta hai naam merey Pakistan kar ghayee
(thoughts of mr.zardari)
sorry zardari g public demand hai kya karein
Dil main he mere
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
"Dard-e-bhutto"
"Dard-e-bhutto"
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
In politics
In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
Politics is the gentle
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
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