What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
  

Aug, 22 2013     70 chars (1 sms)     3772 views       Politics

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Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
OR
Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…
Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p
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Purana Pakistan repair ho
gaya naya boht mehnga tha
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.
*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

BENAZIR BHUTTO,! born in
1953 =1,9,5,3 "9"

she has died in ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7="9"

total period from 1953 to 2007 is
54 years=5 +4 ="9"

1st suicidal attack on her ,!
18 oct. = 1+8 ="9"

2nd suicidal attack on her in which she died
27 dec. = 2+7 ="9" .:)-
Ya Allah is election mei “sher” ko pinjray mei rakhna,
“cycle” ko raaste mei rakhna,
“Kitab” ko bastay mei rakhna,
“Teer” ko kaman mei rakhna,
“Tarazu” ko dukan mei rakhna,
“Patang” ko asman mei rakhna,
Hum ko apni Hifz-o-Aman mei rakhna,
aur Sirf “Bat” ko Meidan mei rakhna.
Vote 4 Pakistan Thereeq Insaf
Tabdele lae …
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye
ga…
Roh ka jism se rishta toot
jaye ga…
Abhi waqt hai 2,4 sms kar
do
kal kya pata
Nawaz Shareef 1 sms pr kitna
text lgaye ga…
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.
-=News Alert=-
Pervez Musharaf ne Wardi Utaar di

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