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What’s the fluid capacity
What’s the fluid capacity
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
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Aug, 22 2013
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Politics, it seems to
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
Shareef to Nawaz shareef be hai
Larki khubsurat honi chahiyeh ……………………….
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Shareef to Nawaz shareef be hai……
*UNLUCKY NUMBER*
*UNLUCKY NUMBER*
BENAZIR BHUTTO,! born in
1953 =1,9,5,3 "9"
she has died in ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7="9"
total period from 1953 to 2007 is
54 years=5 +4 ="9"
1st suicidal attack on her ,!
18 oct. = 1+8 ="9"
2nd suicidal attack on her in which she died
27 dec. = 2+7 ="9" .:)-
Zardari ka naya
Zardari ka naya slogan,
Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
Hell, I never vote
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
Nearly all men
Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.
Wat did Clinton say
Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.
I don"t make
I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.
mubarak ho
Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p
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Purana Pakistan repair ho
gaya naya boht mehnga tha
Politics is the art
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
Hakumat k New Year
Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain
bhai Pakistanio!
Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
OR
Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…
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