After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
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Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
  

May, 13 2010     106 chars (1 sms)     2229 views       Funny

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Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->
Dad – aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se
mera sar uncha huaa ho ?
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Son – ek baar aapke sar ke niche takiya lagaya tha
bhul gaye..:P:P
Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya.




Na yaar kaise?
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Niche deakho.
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BUS
AESE hi banbya ab 126 ho gay hain.
Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->
What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies?
Some Film titles may be like these:

· Login Karo Sajna
· Naukar PC Ka
· 1942 -- A Bug Story
· Kaho Na Virus Hai
· Crash Se Crash Tak
· Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
· Shaheed Hacker Singh
· Password De Ke Dekho
· Terminal Apna Login Parayi
· Mr. Network Lal
· PC Sajaake Rakhna
· Hackers'' Ka Raja Debuggers'' Ki Rani
· Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta
· Phir Teri Java-scripting Yaad Aayi
· Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai . . . ;->
"Aham Ellaan"

jald hee pakistan mein wo waqt aaney wala hai,






jab stage k adakaar iss site sey sms pard kar jhughtein lagayein ghey
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya

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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.

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Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,

Mr.Choha Ne Waiter Ko Order Diya

Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty

Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna

Bahut Smell Ati Hain

D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?

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Apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye

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Poket Sayyyyy


What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!



Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs


Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki

Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...


Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->