whn a girl falls dow

Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs

Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki

Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...

Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->

May, 06 2010 330 chars (3 sms) 2715 views Funny

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Mistakes r embarsin

Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))

humayun babar k sarey gunnah

Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !

Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"

Shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=

Lala Barhapay Se Bachnay

Lala Barhapay Se Bachnay

Ka Asan Tareeqa Bata Raha

Hun Kisi Ko Btanam Mat.
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kAbi kAbi din k wAqt so

jAyA kAro khAs tor pe

driving kArte wAqt...

Sardar : Was thinking .

Sardar : Was thinking .
Sardarni : Kya soch rahe ho?
Sardar : ye START TV walo ko pata kaise chalta hai
Sardarni :Kia?
Sardar : yehi k " Ap dekh Rahy hain STAR PLUS " !

HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE

HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE
TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn
sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .

LeKiN..

UnKe iS jAwAb nE ShArMindA kAr diA

"Aur SunAo"..?? =P ;->

What is the diffrence between

What is the diffrence between
Problem and Talent?

Two boys love 1 girl = Problem !

One boy loves 2 girls = Talent ! ;-)

muhabbat andhi hoti hai pagal

10 Muhabbat Bharay SMS:

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?

Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo... :-D

zardari to shopekepe

Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)

Kisi nay dil badal liya,

Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

''Kisi ka jhoota peene

''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''

ALLAH Hi ALLAH Kiya Kro..

ALLAH Hi ALLAH
Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itna sasta Msg
Hai...
Kabhi Kabhi To
Kiya kro...

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