whn a girl falls dow

Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs

Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki

Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...

Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->

May, 06 2010 330 chars (3 sms) 2556 views Funny

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Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba Nurse Ban Gayi
Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha
''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''

Kuch Din Baad Mehbooba Ka Khat Aaya
''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

Tum aChe

Tum

aChe

Sache

pYare

ImaNdaR

SamAJdar

AqalmAnD

shareeF

logon se
dur rehna!!

Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge... :p

Teacher Said To Stundent

Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."

teacher to pathan

Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?

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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota...

''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

aap ka daikna,daikh kar muskrana,

ankain milana,nigain churana,

aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,

hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna

..........uf kuch to sahi hota.''

yunhi mazaq mazaq ma

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!

Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->

A : u r Active

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…

APKI BATAIN...

APKI BATAIN...

APKI BOLI...

APKA STYLE...

APKA CHALNA...

APKI SMILE...

APKA SHARMANA...

APKI ADAA...

.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........

KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...

Santa child

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain

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