id like to buy som dog food

id like to buy som dog food
man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
  

May, 12 2010     424 chars (3 sms)     1996 views       Funny

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Wen we r woried
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Wen We r happy
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Aur
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wO kiYa hAi?
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sOcHo
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3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?

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