Woh Kiya hai Jisay

Woh Kiya hai Jisay
Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???


Ans : GUSSA ..
  

Jun, 10 2010     121 chars (1 sms)     5572 views       Q n A

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Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???


Ans : Jab Admi Chalta Hai Tu Pehle Earhi Uthata hai But jab Insan Dorta hAi tu Pehle Panja Rakhta HA
"If you make a list of your friends,
Which Position Will you give me?"
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Send it to your friends to know your Position...
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
Kiss tarhan ki cheez sey apko raat main daar lagta hia?
Apney doston sey pocho and get exciting answers..!!
but reply me 1st.
Q. Who Are The Two Brothers

Who Live On Opposite Sides

Of The Road Yet Never See Each Other?












Ans: Eyes.
A)I love u.
B)khuda k lye peecha chor do mera.
C)u r my dream.
D)i''ve no tym 4 u.
E)plz come in my heart.
F)azaab hi ho tum
G)I cant live widout u....
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edit main jao
or
tamam
3 or 9 ko
mitado. Dekho kia banta hai.
Agr Aap Dulha Ban K Stage Pe Baitho Gay

Tu Apni Dulhan K Kaan

Ma SUb SA Pehle Kia Kaho Ha?

Funny Reply Is Must
R u Smart EN0UGH??
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Q. Which alphabet is a question?
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Q. Which alphabet is fly?
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Which alphabet is a part of face?
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Which alphabet is a tool?
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Which alphabet is a drink?
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Which alphabet is in geometry box?
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Which alphabet is a source of salt?
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kya aap duniya k sab sey ajeeb jungle k barrey mein jantey hein? yeh aisa jungle hai k jiss mein insaan rehtey hein? batayein!



Yar kya hum nei Pakistan ko kissi jungle sey kam samjha hai, yahan par b "jiss kee lathi uss kee bains" ka mahawra chalta hai aur jungle mein b
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.