Woh Kiya hai Jisay

Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???

Ans : GUSSA ..

Jun, 10 2010 121 chars (1 sms) 5424 views Q n A

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If Someone Purposes You..

And You Dont Love Him/Her,

Hw Wud You Deny Him/Her Without Breaking Heart??

ANS is:
A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?

Answer :
Alama Iqbal Janix. . . ;->

Some try to hide

Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet.
Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you''ll know, when you I do claim.
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Ans: Death!

WHAT DOES 98 STAND

Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98? A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.

Give me the Ans

Give me the Ans:

1) Your Love?

2) What''s your Lover name?

3) YOur Best Friend?

4) Sab se hassen Lamha?

5) What you are Thinking in Free Time?

6) Koi Songjo app pe fitt hota hay?

7) koi Hasrat?

8) What I am to you?

A Challenge For U 2

A Challenge For U 2 Rearrange D Following Words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
R U Genius? Reply Me Must...

Answer:
Karnemd (Place)Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) ABABEAL
Sondelo (Food)noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject)geography
Rabe (Animal)BEAR....

A man walks into

A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.

"Phansi" islam mai

"Phansi" islam mai nahi hay aur na hi is ka time islam mai muqarar kiya gaya hay, ye angraiz ka qanoon hay. so contact them

INTELLIGENCE TEST

INTELLIGENCE TEST

Agar Ankhain milanay ke Baad 2 or 2=4 ho jati hain....

to 2 Dil Milanay ke Baad 1 kion ho jatay hain ????

Reply with a solid Reason

Ans: mujhe bhi nahi maloom :-p

What Will Ur Husband

What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...

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