Woh Kiya hai Jisay

Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???

Ans : GUSSA ..

Jun, 10 2010 121 chars (1 sms) 5400 views Q n A

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Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )

A man walks into

A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.

What is it

What is it?

The people who make it don''t want it. The people who buy it don''t use it. The people who use it don''t know it. What is it?

The Answer:

A coffin: The people who make it aren''t going to want a coffin and the people who buy it don''t use it on their self. The people who use it don''t know it because they''re dead

Send dis 2 every1 n

Send dis 2 every1 n c wat number they send 2 u.
#1 u r naughty
#2 we r just frndz
#3 u r beautiful n cute
#4 i like u
#5 i luv u
#6 u r cool n smart
#7 u r hot n attractive
#8 u r rude n stubborn
#9 u r my sweet heart
#10 u r my best frnd
#11 u r sluggish n aggresive
#12 u r zidi
which # u will give me?

Give me a Title

Give me a Title..

-Thief of Hearts..
-Inner Beauty..
-Source of Smile
-Romantic :-)
-beautiful Soul..
-Fun Bomb..
-Sensitive..
-Mr.Attitude..

Reply Is Must..!!
Be Honestly,

Apne kabi kisi khusrey

Apne kabi kisi khusrey ka janaza parha
dekha ya suna ho

Agar Nahin to khusray ki mayyat Kidher jati hi?
reply must

1.ek dusrey k lye

1.ek dusrey k lye baney hain
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah!kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bht paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.

Complete This

Complete This Sweet Sentence..

[ I Love Your.......? ]

Send This To Your Friends & Get Crazy Answers...

Hands she has but

Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

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Ans: A Doll

Apki wife apn

Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?
Select A Number Then I''ll Tell U..
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10. . . ;->
replY... =P
Answers :

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;->

Maths Magic

Maths Magic
Multiply ur date of Birth with 2
add 840 in answer.
now divide by 2
subtract ur date of birth from answer.
and answer represent ur personality.
Try it. It is True

The Gossip Game!

The Gossip Game!

Send Me The Fourth Message In Ur Inbox

No Matter Wat It Says.

No Cheating! Then Forward This To Ppl

& See How Many Weird Messages You Get.

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