Woh Kiya hai Jisay

Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???

Ans : GUSSA ..

Jun, 10 2010 121 chars (1 sms) 5829 views Q n A

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Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "Grand father, father, son "

Plz Fil This 4 Me

Plz Fil This 4 Me
Koi Achai:
Koi Burai:
1 Advice:
1 Rquest:
1 Wish:
1 Jhot:
1 Sach:
1 Umeed:
1 Bat Jo Pehle Kbi Na Kahi Ho
B Frank & True.
Plz..Ok Reply Me

Choose a # 4 me

Choose a # 4 me...
Dekhte hain aap mujh se kya kehna chahtey ho lekin keh nhi pa pa rahe hain.
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Must rply!

Send dis 2 every1 n

Send dis 2 every1 n c wat number they send 2 u.
#1 u r naughty
#2 we r just frndz
#3 u r beautiful n cute
#4 i like u
#5 i luv u
#6 u r cool n smart
#7 u r hot n attractive
#8 u r rude n stubborn
#9 u r my sweet heart
#10 u r my best frnd
#11 u r sluggish n aggresive
#12 u r zidi
which # u will give me?

INTELLIGENCE TEST

INTELLIGENCE TEST

Agar Ankhain milanay ke Baad 2 or 2=4 ho jati hain....

to 2 Dil Milanay ke Baad 1 kion ho jatay hain ????

Reply with a solid Reason

Ans: mujhe bhi nahi maloom :-p

A man walks into

A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.

Kaun Se Shakhs Ka Birthadyq

1) Kaun Se Shakhs Ka Birthady Her Saal Nahi Atta?

2) Dhoop Mein Kya Khushk Nahi Ho Sakta?

3) Kaun Sa Phal Meetha Honay K Bawajood Frookht Nahi Hota?

4)Kaun Si Cheez Hai Jiss Ka Naam Lo Toot Jati Hai?

5) Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Baghair Paoon Ke Bhagta Hai Or Lout Kar Nahi Atta?

Its Challange To All
Reply On My Number If You Can....

A Challenge For U 2

A Challenge For U 2 Rearrange D Following Words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
R U Genius? Reply Me Must...

Answer:
Karnemd (Place)Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) ABABEAL
Sondelo (Food)noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject)geography
Rabe (Animal)BEAR....

Reply Is Must

Reply Is Must :

" Ager Zindagi Mai Kabhi Hamra Rabta Khatam Ho Jaye...

Tb,

Apko Meri Kya Baat Yaad Reh Jaye Gi..?

Serious Reply Is must .

Read this n giv

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A woman,while at d funeral of her mother meets a guy whm she did not know.She thot this guy was simply '' amazing'',vry much of her dream guy, she believed him to b just tht!She fel in lov wth him but nver asked for his number&could not find him.

.......A few days later she kiled her FIRST sister.
Q:Wht z her motive in killng her sis?Reply must must must.ok coz after ur reply i wil tel u sumthng strange.

Snd it 2 ur frnDz

Snd it 2 ur frnDz & get lovly ans.
aj dekhte hen apko ktny songz aty hen.

"Ap mjhe ek aisa song ddc8 krain jo mere nam k 1st Alphabet se start hota ho"

Woh Kon sa Gunnah (

Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)

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