Woh Kiya hai Jisay

Woh Kiya hai Jisay
Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???


Ans : GUSSA ..
  

Jun, 10 2010     121 chars (1 sms)     5050 views       Q n A

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Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?

A-21
B-48
C-65
D-84

Dekhte hain Quaid k baray mei aap ko kitna pata hai . . ?

Ans: Us Waqt Pakistan Nahi Tha Tu Pakistan Studies Kahan sE Hogi . . . ;->
1. Whats Best In Me?
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2. Whats Bad In Me?
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3. Whats My Name In Your Cell?
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4. I Am Your?
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5. I Am Just Like A?
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6. What You Wich For Me?
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SenD tO yoUrS FrieNDS AnD GeT CraZZy AnSweR...
Face Test:
Q # 1:- What do you find on my Face:-
a) Silence?
b) Innocence?
c) Proud?
d) Softness?
Q # 2:- Which 1 is the Most Attractive:-?
a) Eyes?
b) Smile?
c) Lips?
d) Hair?
Q # 3:- What is the 1st Impression that you got from My Face:-
a) Cute?
b) Smart?
c) Attitude?
d) Intelligent?
Reply Must if you are my Friend..?
U Have 7 Sticks "| | | | | | |". . . Make It Twenty Four Without Bending Or Breaking Them. . . !
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The Answer Is " XX|V"
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
If Someone Purposes You..

And You Dont Love Him/Her,

Hw Wud You Deny Him/Her Without Breaking Heart??
Today Is"THE BEST SMS DAY"

Send Me Ur Favourite Sms

That U''ve Kept In

Ur Inbox 4m Long Time.
What is it?

The people who make it don''t want it. The people who buy it don''t use it. The people who use it don''t know it. What is it?

The Answer:

A coffin: The people who make it aren''t going to want a coffin and the people who buy it don''t use it on their self. The people who use it don''t know it because they''re dead
Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???


Ans : Jab Admi Chalta Hai Tu Pehle Earhi Uthata hai But jab Insan Dorta hAi tu Pehle Panja Rakhta HA
It,S A Challnge 4 U

Phansi Ka Time Fajar K Bad Aur Soraj Niklne Se Pehle Kyu Fix Kiya Gya Hai?

Kisi Aur Time Pe Phansi Kyu Ni Dete Hn?
Reply With Solid Reason
kya aap duniya k sab sey ajeeb jungle k barrey mein jantey hein? yeh aisa jungle hai k jiss mein insaan rehtey hein? batayein!



Yar kya hum nei Pakistan ko kissi jungle sey kam samjha hai, yahan par b "jiss kee lathi uss kee bains" ka mahawra chalta hai aur jungle mein b
Reply of Najam''s Msg !


Rewrite these words in a proper oder..


1. Apricot
2. Lotus
3. Taj Mahal
4. Stool
5. Mercury
6. Pumpkin
7. Barisster