Woh Kiya hai Jisay

Woh Kiya hai Jisay
Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???


Ans : GUSSA ..
  

Jun, 10 2010     121 chars (1 sms)     4694 views       Q n A

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Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.
IMAGINE:We Meet after a LoNg Time and We aRe TalKing In Ur Room at Nite n No One at Home.

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Then Ur Handphone RiNgs Downstairs.
I asK U2 Come BacK after The Call&U Promise Me!
Person On Call
Tels U Dt I Died Last Nite.


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Would U Come BacK2 Ur Room As Promised?

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if im get in married 2mmorrow n today u get 2 walk 4 smtime wid my fiance,wht wud u lik 2 tel him abt me?reply
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Jinhain Hamesha Soch

Samjh Kr Uthana Chahiye

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Pahari Par Beath Kar
Pahari Geet Ga Rahi Thi

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Challenge of da day For you..
1/ Sandooq
2/ Bandooq
3/ ???????
Teesri kisi bhi aise cheez ka naam batain jis ke last main dooq aie..!!
Reply is MuSt...!!
Agar dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht sawal dekhe honge try it.

1. Adam A''A ne zameen par pehla phal kon sa khaya?
2. Roo a zamin par sb se pehle drakht kon sa tha?
3. Wo kon sa phal hai jo zamin k andar ugta hai?
4. Wo kon sa parinda hai jiska damagh nhi hota?
Challenge reply must.
Tumahre Bhai ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas K Bhai Ki Biwi Kii Saas
K Pati K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa
Kis Saas Ki Nand Ka Bhai Aap Ka Kaun Hua.....???
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The Answer Is " Father "
Apne kabi kisi khusrey ka janaza parha
dekha ya suna ho

Agar Nahin to khusray ki mayyat Kidher jati hi?
reply must
GIVE ME A TITLE!!
-winner of heart
-inner beauty
-source of smile
-rude dude
-beautyful soul
-humerous
-sensitive
-ready to fight
-miss attitude
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This Is A Smart Test...
Try To Solve It...

"R + CAT + SHOW - RAT + SUN - CHOSE + MOON + I - NOON + GOAL + T - GOAT - U + E"

ThErE Is A WoRd B/w TheSe WoRDs
SolVe It .....
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The Answer Is " SMILE "