Woh Kiya hai Jisay

Woh Kiya hai Jisay
Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???


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Jun, 10 2010     121 chars (1 sms)     3872 views       Q n A

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If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

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You would be in 2nd (not 1st!).

you passed the guy in second place, not first.
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