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Kiss tarhan ki cheez sey
Kiss tarhan ki cheez sey apko raat main daar lagta hia?
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Jun, 10 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     3765 views       Q n A

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Anday ki zardi white
''HOTI'' hai ya
''HOTA'' hai?

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Ans: He shot a mirror.
Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?
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Answers :

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;->
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Jab Insaan ko Piyar hota hai to woo Sheesha (Mirror) kyn ziyaada dekhta hai?

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If U Luv My Frndshp Give 1 Missed Call

N Snd Tis 2 Al Ur Friend
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Aap k khiyal se meri Aankhian kesi lagti hain?


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Aap ki Khamoshi ko Main Han Samjhon ga!
INTELLIGENCE TEST

Agar Ankhain milanay ke Baad 2 or 2=4 ho jati hain....

to 2 Dil Milanay ke Baad 1 kion ho jatay hain ????

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Ans: mujhe bhi nahi maloom :-p