(Ans. Bhejo)
RAJA apne kute nu bahut pyar karda c,kute ne wazir nu wad dita,
wazir ne kute nu sza den lyi kiha pr raja ta kute nu bahut pyar karda
c,usne wazir nu kiha k tu sza de par ohi sza mai tenu dewanga.Wazir
ne kute nu ki sza diti k kuta mar gya te wazir bach gya?
(reply must)
My voice Is TenDer, My Waist Is Slender and I''m Often Invited to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have Nothing To say
What Am I...?
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.
How can this be?
Answer Updated :
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry
BOY N GIRL GOING IN A BUS,BOY ASK HER NUMBER.GIRL BUS SE UTRI APNA NUMBER DIA 2472742 BOY NE NAAM POOCHA GIRL BOLI MERA NUMBER HI MERA NAAM HE YAANI K NUMBER HE ME MERA NAAM HE DHOOND LO.
IK ADMI NE 1 Bewa se Shaadi ki uski Jawan Beti se os k Baap ne Shaadi ki..
Yun os ke wo Beti os ke Maa ban gae,
un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri behn hoi,
Magr wo uski Naani ka shohar Tha is liye wo meri_____- b hoi,
