Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
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Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Eik Mard Aur Eik Aurat Ja Rahe Hain, Raste Main Eik Mard Aurat Se Phuchta Hai K Tumhare Sath Yeh Mard Kon Hai, To Aurat Kheti Hai k Is Ki Saas Meri Saas Apas Main Maan Beti Hain, Rishta Kya Huwa Dono Ka........!
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
(Ans. Bhejo)
RAJA apne kute nu bahut pyar karda c,kute ne wazir nu wad dita,
wazir ne kute nu sza den lyi kiha pr raja ta kute nu bahut pyar karda
c,usne wazir nu kiha k tu sza de par ohi sza mai tenu dewanga.Wazir
ne kute nu ki sza diti k kuta mar gya te wazir bach gya?
(reply must)
BOY N GIRL GOING IN A BUS,BOY ASK HER NUMBER.GIRL BUS SE UTRI APNA NUMBER DIA 2472742 BOY NE NAAM POOCHA GIRL BOLI MERA NUMBER HI MERA NAAM HE YAANI K NUMBER HE ME MERA NAAM HE DHOOND LO.
