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man 1 i notice dat
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties
Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,
mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,
rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,
tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
=Quotable Quotes=
=Quotable Quotes=
To be is to do.
(by Socretes)
To do is to be.
(by Plato)
To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)
Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)... ;->
Bus itna he kaha tha
Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bher k us zalim ne ROH''AFZA bana diya... =P ;->
Kuch Khana Dedo
Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:
Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:
Roti dedo
Admi:
Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun
Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
Late Bed Wakings,
Late Bed Wakings,
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Bus stand figures,
Foot Board Travels,
Late Attendance,
Long intervals,
Sharing Canteen Foods,
Many Proposals,
Mobiles in Silent mode,
Late night Chats,
Some misunderstandings,
Correcting Friends,
For exams micro slips,
Struggle for marks,
Prestige in arrears,
Mass Bunk,
Saturday Date,
Enjoying Arguments,
Freshers with fear.
Farewell with tears.
''''University life is nothing but heaven'''' :)
be panaah chahat k baad
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"
Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->
ho gaii teri sha
Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali
Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali
O Mardood Zardari
Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
Sardar wife
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?
sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
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A white horse fell in the mud... :->
aur barbad hogya w
(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?
Molana asif ali zardari)
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya
Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya
kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''
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