interview 4 new admission

interview 4 new admission




USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
  

May, 05 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     2717 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r Sad

Ven U Smile
Reason Is U r Happy

But Ven Start Laughing While Crying




No Need 2 Tell D Reason




Sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->
I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect




I M








SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat



What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?









U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"





But








Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->
"Aap Ki Kahani
Humari Zubani"

Aap k pas dimag hy
Chlta nhi wø älag baat hy

Aap smart hyn
Køi mänta nhi alag bat hy

Aap ameer hyn
Kanjus hyn wo alag bat hy

Aap sharif hyn
Lgty nhi wø älag bat hy

Aap k pas cell fone hy
Call nhi krty alag bat hy

kafi izat hy aap ki
Koi krta nhi ye alag baät hy.
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

.

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.

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Because that was the DEAL ..!
Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->

Kia Aap K Mobile Ko Qabz Ki Shikayat Hai

Jo SmS Nahi Nikal Rahy

2 Tablet Easy Load K Khila Do Qabz Toot Jaye ga

Aur SmS Aney shuroo Ho Jain Gay... ;->


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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now dont ask me 4 more sms ...

appna raag aap jamaoo
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
Sare gawaho or bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue

"PAKISTAN FRIENDSHIP COURT"

ki dfa



"SACHI DOSTI"

ke tahat hamari

"DOSTI KI ADALAT"

tumhe hamre har janam ka dost manti hai aur tumheumar bhar dosti nibhane ka hukam deti ha.

WE WILL BE FRIÉÑD$ FÖREVER

Bolo sazamanzur hai?


have nice Day