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USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

May, 05 2010 111 chars (1 sms) 3315 views Funny

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2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->

Wife-1baat bolti hu,

Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi

TUM Hi TUM HO"

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

Hansny Main
Rony Main

Jagny Main
Sony Main

Pany Main
Khony Main

KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main
Pholon Ki Khushbu Main

Gaaon Ki Gori Main
Aatay Ki Bori Main

ABBA Ki Daant Main
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main

AMMAA Ki Pitai Main
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main

Jhooty Ki Sachai Main
Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main

PYAR Ki Nishani Main
Student Ki Biryani Main

Chai K Hotel Main
7up Ki Bottle Main

Karli K Saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO''

Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k

Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum niklay

Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum nikle

Per jis lerki pe dum nikle

Us ki behan us se b udham niklay... ;->

A Group Of Feminists

A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!

A Man Passing-By Asks:
- Can I Have One?

''Chappal chhoti ho to

''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR:

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?
2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.
1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?

KaASsh...

KaASsh...

aaj thori barish ajaye...

Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...

Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...

Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->

what is the fullfor

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->

If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,

If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
wat does it mean????

*?**

**

**

**

?

*

It means that black cat is also going some where

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.

VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->

ek sawal hy sochne pe majb00r kia hua hy

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

.

.

JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

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