interview 4 new admission

interview 4 new admission




USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
  

May, 05 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     3027 views       Funny

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1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......

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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)

When Words Fail
Eyes Work . . . .







When Eyes Fail
Heart Works . . . .







When Heart Fails











Aby Scroll Kia Kr Raha Hai




Samajh K Tapak gaya Maamu ;->
"veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

"wanted"

ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to

uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)



Repet Once Again






Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.

Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???

Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
Mod

Obedient

Neat

Kind

Elegent

Young






It’s Totally Abt Me
But Need Not To B Worry , Ur Name Is Also In It







Just Read The First Letter Of Each Word. . . ;->
> > B A d L u C k < <

I

W a n t

T o

K i L L

T h e

B i g g e s t

F o o L

O f

T h e

W o r l d

''B u t''

I

D n t

K n o w

Y o u r

A d d r e s s .=P;->
O
Mere
Makhna
Meno
Yaad
Rakhna

Har
Vely
Hasna

Koi
Problem
Howy
Tou
Dasna

Kisi
Hor
Naal
Na
Phansna

Bas
Maire
Naal
Vasna

O
Mere
Makhna
Kesa Hy Ye Sms Zarur Dasna . . . ;->

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