no serial our marriage cd

no serial our marriage cd

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
  

May, 05 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2253 views       Funny

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Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.




Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
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Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .

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HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->
Dual heart attack message

girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now

girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you


Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???


Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->
An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !










How. . . ? ? ?









The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
Pakistan Me Har Cheez Din Ba Din Barh Rahi Hai.

Tail Ki Kimat.
Loadshading.
Mehgai.
By-Rozgari.
Sms Pakag.

Or Aaj To Intaha Ho Gai..
Pakistan Ka.

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Waqt B.
Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k
"Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"

Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-
''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''
Teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.
Boy: Acha Ab Samajh me Aaya.
Teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.