no serial our marriage cd

no serial our marriage cd

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
  

May, 05 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     3242 views       Funny

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This one is my first attempt.

Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?



Its Mr.Rashid latif



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Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa
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First, Listen To Your Heart




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Listen To Your Brains




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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!
Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??

RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi

or apko goli mar de gi.

Film ka nam hai " KuTAY KI MAUT "
Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay

"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"

Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering


Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)
Aap Ki 5 Khoobian

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J Zindgi Vich Koi Changa Kamm Kitta Honda Te Ajj Ae Jaga Khali Na Hondi!:-)
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''

Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai'',

Udher B ''Ghum'' ho Gaya hai,







Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya ha
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GuEsS..








pLz yaAr iTs siMpLe..../













hE wUd siNG.../






KG Kiya Re
KG Kiya Re
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?

Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,