no serial our marriage cd

no serial our marriage cd

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
  

May, 05 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     3316 views       Funny

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aur mera netw0rk hai,

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Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
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aj tumhari salgirah hai,
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Paper English Wich Karu

Tay

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Ufff !!

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Love never Dies..

It remains forever

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forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)
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A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.