no serial our marriage cd

no serial our marriage cd

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
  

May, 05 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     3240 views       Funny

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Pathan: Liquid State.

Audience: Clapped.

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Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
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tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,







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Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.

Daughter: I want to do BBA.

Father: what is that?

Dghtr:''B''oyfrnd ki

''B''ike par

''A''sh!!!!!