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no serial our marriage cd
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no serial our marriage cd
no serial our marriage cd
Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching
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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
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May, 05 2010
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In World,we
In World,we have only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN ,why?
Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY
''AB TO BIJLI BHI
''AB TO BIJLI BHI DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai
"Mohsin"
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1 Ghanta Sobha
1 Ghanta Shaam
or
1 Ghanta Raat.....:d
- Mohsin Skywalker -''
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
beggar sir pls giv
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don''t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal
Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"
Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->
One tourist from U.S.A.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
The most rommantic country of the world?
The most rommantic country of the world?
guess!
pakistan
u know y?
har raat candle light dinner :-)
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:
Papa Me Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha
Papa: Kute Deya Putra O Teriyan Phuphian Sann.
vibration ka kamal
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai
Hamara room room machal jata hai
Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai
Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai
Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne
Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne Jealous Hogaye Hain..
''pAppu''
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Naya Phone Dekhte He Bolte Hain Chal Bey "CHINA" ka hai... ;->
Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,
Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,.
“HAPPY WINTER SEASON YAAR..!
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