suit SMS Messages28 messages

Boy 2 Girl: suit bohat acha pehna hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
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ho gaya na suitcase bann
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

Sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir suitCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
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Ye Lo Eid Ka suit Meri Taraf Se.
Mehngai Bohat Hai.

Shalwar Agli Eid Pe Bhej Donga.

Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Mat Karna, Tu Jigar Hai Apna.
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
In life many people will help YOU

When it suits THEM

But

Very few people will help YOU

When YOU need it

Make the FEW YOUR FRIENDS

But

Be the FEW to MANY
Desire is the key to motivation. . .
but it''s determination and commitment
to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal
a commitment to excellence
that will enable you to attain the success you seek. . .
Husband: suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..
Love is like a hunter,
who cares not for the game
when once caught,
which he may have pursued
with the most intense
and breathless eagerness.
Love is strongest in pursuit;
friendship in possession.
One Is Happy Whose Circumstance suit One''s Temper,

But One Is Excellent Who

Can suit One''s Temper To Any Circumstance!
Iftaar Invitation!

From:
HumAyuN

On 7th September 2009.

Al-Nahyan Hall, 23rd Floor,
suite # 25, Burj-ul-Arab.
Dubai.

Aana Zaroor.

Be there. Thanks.