sharab SMS Messages75 messages

sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai..
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya

log us k ird gird jama hogae
aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai?

wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!
ZAHID sharab PENE DE MUJE MASJID ME BETH KAR
HAI KOI AASE JAGHA BATA JAHA KHUDA NAHI

MASJID KHUDA KA GHAR HE KOI PENE KE JAGA NAHI
KAFIR KE DIL ME CHALE JA WAHA KHUDA NAHI

KAFIR KE DIL SE HE DEKH KAR AAYA HO FARAZ
US KE DIL ME B KHUDA HIA LEKIN USE PTA NAHI
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya

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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.

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Moral: Sare AASHIQ sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hai iss website forum mein

aisey he nahi pagal khane bane






Aaj,




Raat,




Thik, 12, Baje












, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain sharab Khano K,


Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..
Za sharabi Na Yam
Na Me sharab Skali Di,

Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.
Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
Us ne honton se choo kar pani ko gulabi kardiya

Hamari Baat to or thi ae Faraz

Usne Machliyon ko bhi sharabi Kar Diya.........
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
=|| Sachae |||=


School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na
Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= sharabi

Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat

Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna