cigaret SMS Messages18 messages

Sir: Apka Beta
cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
Sir: Apka Beta cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Excessive!
Drinks, Babes, cigaretes, R Enemies..
And
A Man Who Runs Away From His Enemies Is A Coward...
Great People Greate Thoughts!
Sir : Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge. Bachche : Nahi karenge sir. Sir : Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge. Bachche : Thik hai sir. Sir : Jua nahi kheloge. Bachche : OK sir. Sir : Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge. Bachche : De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya.
Purani jeans aur guitar …… Mohalle ki vo chhat …. Aur mere yaar
Vo raaton ko jaagna … Subah ghar jaan … Kood ke deewar
Vo cigaretee peena … Gali mein jaake .. Wo karna daanton ko
Ghadi ghadi saaf
Pahunchna college hamesha late ….Vo kehna sir ka “Get out from the class!”
Vo bahar jaake hamsha kehna …Yahan ka system …Hi hai kharaab


Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”
''True Bayghairti is:To arrive home late at Night,cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"''
WhiskEY,
Drugs
and cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..

Aren''t they?
But,

the man who runs away frm his enemies...


Is a Coward...
So b brave

chEErS..! ;->
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving cigaretTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

cigaretTE .. ;->
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

I Was In Temple

When A Guy Next

To Me Lite A cigarete

Frm The Arti.

I Was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle
Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K

cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison

Ka Kaam Karta Hai.


Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.
Train Me 1 Larke Ne
cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne
Usse Kaha: cigarete k
Dhuwai''n Se Meri Tabiyat
Khraab Hony Lgti Hy

Larka Bola: Tou Aap
Smoking Q Kerty Hyn ... ;->