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Zara hat ke

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

Baghat aur bagawan

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........

A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!

Father:P

Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No
Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D

14 august or pepsi

( Sunday, August 14, 2011 )
Lo Ji!
Abhi Ghor Kiya to pata Laga

Kay.

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Pepsi Aur Pakistan Dono 65 k Ho gaye hain. :-)

bikhartey maine dekha hai

Mohabbat Ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai

Jo Sathi Sath Chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se Khayalon Ki Haseen Duniya,

Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe Ujartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo Kehte Thaay K Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge,

Saamna Ab Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo Kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai

Unhi Rishton Ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.

Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano

Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain

Happy Pakistan Day

Long Live Pakistan

‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano Agar Aaj Valentines Ya Friendship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo! Jaldi Se Utho Or Sab Ko Wish Karo. HAPPY Pakistan Day’

There Are Some Unforgetable Days
In The History Of Any Nation…

Happy Resolution

I'm
A Cheater
But
I Don't Cheat Humanity.
I Hate Study
...But
I Luv Technology.
I Flirt wid Flirters
But
I Respect Luvrs.
World Cant Change Me
But
I Can CHANGE D World.
I Dont Have Books In Hands
But
I Have Revolutionry Ideas In Mind.
I'm D Rarest Race On Earth,
Meet Me
I'm
Youth Of Pakistan

Happy Pakistan Day :)

So many animals in d zoo

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

There Iz Nothing Greater

Beautiful Quote..There Iz Nothing Greater Dan Parents In Dis World.
So Go Get Married Fast And Bcome Parents.
Think Different
Do Different:-D..

" Health Tips "

" Health Tips "

1. Answer The Phone By Lert Ear.

2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.

3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.

( New Chain Of Health Messages )

Your love is a lantern

Your love is a lantern
That lights my way,
Uplifting my spirits,
When skies are gray.

Your love is a wave
That lifts me higher,
Into a sea
Of tender desire.

Your love is a flame,
That can never die,
For always and ever,
It will be just you and I.

Your love is a rose,
Moistened with dew,
Touching my soul,
With the beauty of you.

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