Chicken SMS Messages30 messages

KFC New Prices.

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori Chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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Chicken ROLL.
Kash tumhare chere pe Chicken-pox ke daag hote,
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chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!
Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

Like the colour of silver,
in the night sky,
the new moon rises,
the holy month has past,
the fasting is over,
tomorrow is the great feast of Eid-ul-Fitr.

We will eat spicy Chicken,
and mouthwatering pakoras,
I’ll call my neighbours,
and friends on the street,
may the peace of Allah,
and joy of Eid,
be with everyone.
Apki Mohabat apki WAFA Hi Kafi Hai
Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi He

Aftari per bulao hamain Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bs SIRF

KHAJOR

JUICE

SAMOSAY

PAKORAY

ANGOR

APPLE

AMROOD

BANANA

PIZA

DRUM STICK

SHAMI

Chicken ROLL

KABAB

SAJI

CHARGHA

BiRYANi

ZARDA

QORMA

MUTTON

TiKKA

CUSTARD

KHEIR

RAITA

SALAD

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COCA COLA




He Kafi Hai.... =P ;->
Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.

Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi. :-)
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the Chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.


Sardar:Begum aaj Chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.