A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
  

May, 25 2010     114 chars (1 sms)     3335 views       Funny

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Re-Remix of "Maujaan
He Maujaan"


Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,


Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,


Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,


Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,


Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,


Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,


Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
HUGLI HUGLI

DUGLI DUGLI

BUGLI BUGLI

SUGLI SUGLI

UGLY UGLY
Busssssssssss!!!


hans mat.....yehi rang kala kerne wala mantar tu ne perha lia he na......KAALLIIYYAA
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died.
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is duniya me kitno k NIKAH ho gayeKya naseeb mai apnesirf NIKAH k CHUWARAY rehenge?
''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,

SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR
K POCHIN....

R U SURA?????

U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS
SMS.....??
Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi

Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi

Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K

Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->
U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk

U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care

U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love

BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always Disturbs U ne time

N Thats me ;->
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.


Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


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