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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
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May, 25 2010
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Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai
Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai or mera name poocha
Doston
Name btane pr wo mujhe yahan injection lga gai
! " (-,-)
! //>
! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)
What will you
What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??
Umar Gul
Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi yad Na Karna,
Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi
yad Na Karna,
Taqeer Me Jo Likha Hai uski
Faryad Na karna ,
Jo Hona Hai Wo Ho Kar Hi
Rehega,
Aap Fikar Me Apni Hansi
Barbad Na Karna.;->
Santa to his mother-
Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
be panaah chahat k baad
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"
Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
hello all
hello all
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aaj kaunsi story par achaar vichar sanchaar aur shishtachaar ho
raha hai........;->
Karachi Me 500 Grlz Heart Attack
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai
Kyn k
Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
Tom : How should I convey the
Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
Tip Of The Day:
Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times;
"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing!
Once an Ant
Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?
Guess why ??
Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)
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