A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

May, 25 2010 114 chars (1 sms) 2625 views Funny

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Bhai Call me fast aik bt krni hai zaruri. W8ng

Malom tha kanjos Nechay aa jayga par call nhi karyga.

if
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?

before scrollin think.

answer is 1
Remember 5=1

Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai.

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..

Choro mobile wapas rakh do
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Phir kabhi...

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Think!
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Ab B Waqt He

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