A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

May, 25 2010 114 chars (1 sms) 3439 views Funny

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Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar to Bachan Family ke 11 Larkiya kar Rahi hai,
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Don Se Shadi Karna Mushkel he nai.
Na Mumken Hai,
.~.
Kiyou ke.....
.~.

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Don Shadi Shuda hai... :D

Teacher:

Teacher:
ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,

Student:
Mere ABU & AMI
Ke "SHADI" ITFAQ Se Aik He
Din Hvi...... :-D

T^r^u^e F^a^c^t

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

Jaise lohe ko

Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....

Walk on ur own path..

Walk on ur own path..
Love in ur own way
Talk watever u wish 2 say..
Do wat ur heart
desires
&
One day
The world wil say

Hay he
DHEEETT ... =P ;->

Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?

Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?

Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.

Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?

Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-

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Hello G G, G

Hello G

G, G

Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha

G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number!

Sony tv pe aisa

Sony tv pe aisa kaun sa serial ata tha jo pehle bulata hai phir bhagata hai?
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AA-HAT(AAHAT)!!

G-reat H-ot O-ne in million

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi na..

Boy: U R Sunshine

Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky

Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?

Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????

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