A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
  

May, 25 2010     114 chars (1 sms)     3371 views       Funny

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DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:

Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )

Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )

Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''
Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....
Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can''t c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."

Husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine.
Dr:Aapko kya prblmhai?

Patient:patlay motion

Dr:kitne patlay?

Patient:Bohot paylay

Dr:phr b kitne?
Patient:
Pagal k bache
itne k tu us se kulli kar sakta hai!!!!!
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money
Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,

phir usi saadgi se dhoka kha bethe,

Patharo se the taalluqat
humare,

Phir bhi sheshe k ghar bana
bethe.->?
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Rakh Le

Kion K Aaj Kal
Choriyaan Boha Ho Rahi Hain..... ;->