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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
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May, 25 2010
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Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.
aik pathan dosry se
Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai
Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri
Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra
"Demag" Yar..... :->
U r 1 Of those
U r
1
Of
those
i
Luv
2
msg
coz
its
fun
2
see
ur
eyes
goes
up
down
up
down
up
down
up
down
Hum gaey un k ghar kaha
Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,
Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,
Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>
wife shoping kr k wa
Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?
Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
Nipa Chowrangi
Breaking News!
Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar
Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
Can you guess,
Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!
No !!not an Urdu song,
English music !! No ways..
It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
its saturday once again
Its Saturday Once Again...
Yaahooooo.....
It is Saturday....
Have a Great Weekend.....
Escape Fast...
Before the Boss Sees You...
Have a Great Weekend...
Faqeer Rupia Dede Baba" .
Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
.
Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
.
Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati
Waja
Socho
Soocho
Nahi Pata
Aray
Wahan
TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->
nurse mubarak ho a
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"
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