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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
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Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
jam
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya
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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.
(",)>
<))
_/I_
Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
Baba Black
Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?
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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .
Tu Khud Ko Beshak
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,
MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"
Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
Lo meri girfriend ka foto dekhoo,
Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,
Aage karo
Thoda&aage
Dikhi
Nahi dikhi
"KAMENAY"
Bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zaroor dikhti.->
Universal msg 4 every girL...
Universal msg 4 every girL...
"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!
I''m Not Well
I''m Not Well
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Neither M I A River......!
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........
millions of tomorrow will come........
but still a hope is alive........
kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!
Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi
Srf
KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->
K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?
K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?
I Swear I Dont Know Who Is K.M. SHAHID.....;-D
Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
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