Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Sardar: Is m thandi chez thandi or garm chee garam rehti hy.
Dost:Tum is m kya laye ho.
Sardar:4 qulfi 2 cup chae;-)

May, 25 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 2551 views

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1 din bandar bola

1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D

Baithe Hain Honton

Baithe Hain Honton KO see kr Pacahtain Gi AAp,

IshQ jaaG Uthta hY Aksar Aisi Khamoshi K Baad

Muqader mein jo sakhti thi

Muqader mein jo sakhti thi wo mer k bhi nahi nikli

Qabar khodi gai jb meri to pethrili zameen nikli.

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

"Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"

Ghareeb bola:

"Maza hi hoga Sahib"

"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

Teri Tasweer sE kArta thaa

Teri Tasweer sE kArta thaa Batain,

Mere
Y
GhAr

mAin

AA...INA

nhi thA.

I m feeling so happ

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

~Nahi Hai MOHSIN ko tUm se shikwa tmhari Aisi

~Nahi Hai MOHSIN ko tUm se shikwa tmhari Aisi sitamgeri ka

k tUm ko daras-e- wafa mila hai udaas rehna udaas Rakhna~

Love Don''t Ask

Love Don''t Ask
"Who R U?"

Love Only Says
"U R Mine"

Love Don''t Ask
"Where R U From"

Love Only Says
"U make My Heart To Beat"

Love Don''t Ask
"Why R U Faraway"

Love Only Says
"U R Always With Me"

Love Don''t ask
"Do U Love Me?"

Love Only Says

miss u

(¨`•.•´¨) I
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨ )MISS
(¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´
`•.¸.•´ U

Tum Us¡ Kay Nah¡ Hoty jisay

Tum Us¡ Kay Nah¡ Hoty jisay Apna Keh Do janam''

woh Kis¡ Ka Nah¡ rehta jo TumHara Ho Jaye''

love is when someone

love is when someone breaks ur heart and the most amazing part is that u still love the person with every broken piece...

"ZINDAGI EK RAAT HAI"

"ZINDAGI EK
RAAT HAI"

Jiss Main Na Jane Kitney Khaab Hain,

Jo Mill Jayen Woh Apne Hain,

Jo Toot Jaain Woh Sapne Hain..

....Good Night....

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Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

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