BOY: Apni beti ki

BOY: Apni beti ki
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
  

May, 25 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     3205 views       Funny

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What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?



1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)


1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
The Holy Passion Of Friendship Is Of,
So Sweet & Steady & Loyal & Enduring
A Nature That It''ll Last Through A Whole LifeTime . . .






If Not Asked o Lend Money . . . ;->
If I were to make a dictionary:

CUTE=you;

SWEET=you;

THOUGHTFUL=you;

GOOD LOOKING=you;

GORGEOUS=you;

but but but

LIAR=me
I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.

Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
.
k I''m already married.

GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.

Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->

"Andar ana mana ha"

Muhabat muskrati hui i

Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''
After Reading The Form Filled By An Applicant

The Employer Said: "We Do Have An Opening For U"

Applicant: What Is It ?

Employer: Its Called The
"DOOR" ;->
Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;-
"SHAETAN"ne pocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do apun us ko tung krega! maine AAP ka number diya to"SHETAN"bola,abay marwaye ga kia,yeh to BOSS ka number hay.
Q : If Parvati & Tulsi Are Running ….!

What Song Shud Be Played In D Back Ground …. ???












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“Race Saaso’n Ki” ;->
A simple bye make us cry,

A simple joke make us laugh,,

Simple care make us fall in love.

I hope my simple SMS make u think of me...!!!

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"

Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->