BOY: Apni beti ki

BOY: Apni beti ki
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
  

May, 25 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     3145 views       Funny

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Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K






''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->

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M a Y

b E

"b" "A" "d" !!!

B u T ...

I

a M

p E r F e C t L y

"G" o_O "d"

A t

I t ... [;->


Aao Ehad Kare''n k
3 Cheezei''n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De''n Ge

Sharafat



Sadaqat


Aur















Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->


Ye Keh Ker FARAZ Ne Lerkiyon Ko Truck Ke Neechay De Diya...
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Bachna Ay Haseeno Lo Me Aaagaya....
Before U
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile In
His Shoes..




After That,
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Who Cares?

He''s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..
Catch Her By Her Waist. . .




Bring Her Home. . .



Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .





Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .





&

Have A Nice. . .



Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->


Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D
Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi
Naya Tha Zamana
Dulha Bechain Tha
Sun-Ne Ko Gana
Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya
Gana





"Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibana"
Ppl say opposite attracts...
So I sincerely ''HOPE''
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and
cultured










Not Like U Jahil :P
Aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%











DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..