BOY: Apni beti ki

BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae

May, 25 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 3451 views Funny

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Tuje apne Piar ki khushbu se door door kar dun,

Fauji boot utha k marun aur choor choor kar dun,

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1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

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4.Guns function normal everyday

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"damn v screwed it up but that was fun!"

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''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,

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At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?

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BOY: Apni beti ki

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