BOY: Apni beti ki

BOY: Apni beti ki
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
  

May, 25 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     3399 views       Funny

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''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
The fight we had last night was my fault,


my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... to others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you.
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "
“SUB KO SEND KREN PLZ”
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Gujrat k sath 1 elaaqa jiska
name “Lala Mussa” hy.
Wahan 1 insaan Paida huwa
hai jo andy deta hai..
(Astaghfirullah)
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Wo b
100 Rupy Darjan… =D
1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->
Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,


Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)


Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha

Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle



Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy