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Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..


Bcoz..


There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
  
May, 25 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3481 views       Funny

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''Jis tarha heere ko
''Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...''
GALS look
GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!

its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!
yeh arzoo hai meri y
yeh arzoo hai meri y


YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p
''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy
''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy
Jo serdeon main pehnty hain kachy''
''If you think there
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
batao France K Log Chai Main
Batao France K Log Chai Main

Chammach Dal Kar Anti-Clockwise

Q Ghumate Hyn??



Dere''s A Logic



No Answer??



I Tell U











Cheeni Milane Krne K Liye.. ;->
Tum Toh Chahte Ho
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
3 din select karta hun


Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??









memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...
Shohr:Bagum mera
Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh

Bagum:helo! Mere shohr gar mein hen

shohr:meine kaha tha keh deina gar pe nh hen

Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha
Garibon k lye"paktl"
Garibon k lye"paktl"

Knjuson k lye "Telenor"

Buzrgon or bachon k
lye "Jazz"


Lafngon k lye "ufone"



Lovely,Smart&Royal
people use krte hn
"WARID"

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