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"Never make the same mistake twice..
Bcoz..
There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
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May, 25 2010
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masjid k liye chande
Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!
Customer : How much is that banana for?
Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : Rs.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
We''ve known Each other
We''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?
Baap Betay K Skool Se
Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai
Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA
1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA hy..
Yeh kAun sA stAtioN hy.. ??
SardAr Ne KahA:
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RaiLwAy StAtion.!! ;->
Q: Agar William Shakespeare
Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
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Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…
You Know That Old Saying
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?
Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-
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''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.
''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.
Pata he kasay?
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Bilkul aisay.
Ab 26 ho gay.''
1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN
1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.
Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->
Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P
What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?
What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?
"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->
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