Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:
Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..


Bcoz..


There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
  

May, 25 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3976 views       Funny

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An MBA Student to a Sweeper:
"Mere Pas Degree Hai,Knowledge Hai, 4 Logon Mein Izzat Hai.
Tere Pas Kya Hai?"
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Sweeper Proudly replied:
"Mere Pas Job Hai"
Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,





Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
After watching Bush''s treatment,
Zardari has
ordered
all future
press conferences
be held
inside a mosque ;-)
Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?



Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!
Men tie the watch to their wrist facing up

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Women tie the watch facing down


You know Why???
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To see the time...!!!
Height of confidence...Mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses...Tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth....!!
Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..



Giv Him A Mobile With A

Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him

In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk
9876543210

Ye

Mera

Naya

Number

Mat Samaj Lena, mamu Ye To 0 Se 9 Tak Ulti Ginti Likhi He!
Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )
Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!


A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?


Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->