Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..

Bcoz..

There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.

May, 25 2010 134 chars (1 sms) 2568 views Funny

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Kehty hain aurat

Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

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yani k "Chapati".

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died.

bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga

Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"

t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.

Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.

Musharaf:Mubarak howe.

Bush:Par afsoos di gal ae BANDE da pata nai chalya.

Musharaf:Koi gal nai ji USAMA te pa dio. . . ;->

Mazaaq Mat Urrao

Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.

Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)

3 jawan aur popat bachiyon k number

Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068

Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217

Abida Parveen:
03218525363

Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.

Oye Ye Dekho

Oye

Ye Dekho

Kitni Jaga Khali Hai
Aajao Cricket Ho Jaye.... ;->

Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main

Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main

Rimjhim Kerti Barsato''n Main

Main Aksar Socha Kerta Hoon

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Main Kehrey Passay Javaan

Main Manji Kithey Daavan ... ;->

Difference Between Pati & Gadha.

Difference Between Pati & Gadha.

ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,

But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!

Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

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3rd floor:- shit i m banta

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