Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:
Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..


Bcoz..


There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
  

May, 25 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3483 views       Funny

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Andhy ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lia, ab batao k gonga andhy ko kesy bataye ga k us ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gya hai.
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



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Give up?


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Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
Wife:Lagta hai Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke k Saath Setting Ho Gayi h
Husband:Wo kaise?
Wife:Kafi Dino se ReCharge k Paise Nahi Mang Rahi Hai.
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Q: Where do Pakistani batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.
If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately








Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today
Love in France IS A COMEDY

In England A TRAGEDY

In Italy A WONDER!

In Germany A DRAMA

But

In PAK LOve is a


"National Game"


HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN
Smile is the Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips...

Of Course you know the first one :)

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Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut! :-)
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"

Class: "At Once ..." ;-
Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->


All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.