After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le Q K
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.... ;->
Pathan phone pe wapda waly se: Janaab thori dair k liye light to band kijiye. . . . WAPDA wala:Q sir ? . . . Pathan:Wo yara humara dimagh mein ek naya Gaali aaya hai wo apko dena hai.
