''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''

May, 24 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 2617 views Funny

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shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,

shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,

Dono bhai mush and bush

If YOU Love Someone

If YOU
Love
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Just
Dont''t
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte

Can a woman make you

Can a woman make you a millionaire?

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!

agar app Pakistan k P

agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga,

1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan
2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee
3- fauj India sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee
4- Milkman dhood mein pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey
5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwab toot jayein ghey

i know its your birt

I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

Can we do romance in

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

Pyarey Bhaiyya!!

Pyarey Bhaiyya!!

27 October ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.

Aap ki Behen

KATRINA KAIF......... ;->

''asi v kisay nall pyar kita c

''asi v kisay nall pyar kita c.
odi yad vich dil beqarar kita c.
apnay piyar da ek din izhaar keta c.
o meri jaan kehn lagi
mein ta tery naal mazak keeta c...

''Tumhari yaad to muje aise ati hai... dost

''Tumhari yaad to muje aise ati hai...

dost

jese aandhi main shoper atay hain..''

2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...

Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?

2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.

Shahrukh Khan.

Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om

Kyuki

Picture Abhi Baki Hai Dost.

Lalu: Rabri,

Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.

Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye,

ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.....;->

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''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

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