Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i was sittin in a mandir,da pujari was abt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i was shocked tht i ALMOST DROPPED MY BEER