''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
  

May, 24 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     3348 views       Funny

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to you

shocked ?

actully aaj ke Din

''James Hawk''

nay DHAKKAN banaya tha

tou mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU


Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
.
.
.
May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world''s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can''t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
After watching Bush''s treatment,
Zardari has
ordered
all future
press conferences
be held
inside a mosque ;-)
Sardar writing passive voice of "i made a mistake"

He wrote: i was made by a mistake.


WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?


Ans plz
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..




Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..











.
All iz well..