''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
  

May, 24 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     3036 views       Funny

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Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
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Ki Khaalai''n
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k Fund Main Jama
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Kare''n

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Khaal Committee ;->
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If ever I was rude to u

if ever I was angry with u

if ever I misbehaved with u,

then dont hesitate.

JUST SLAP URSELF.

galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
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Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

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BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
Height of Bindaasness..
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