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''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
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''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
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May, 24 2010
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Next Ik Month Tak
Next Ik Month Tak Kise Ko Pashto Mein Mubarak Baad Na Do Warna Aap Baitullah Mehsud k Saathi
"koi Mulvi Sahab Smjhay Jain Gay
"WAZARAT E DAKHLA.
End of the World in 2012 means
End of the World in 2012 means
I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)
"TUM HI TU Ho.
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Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
''Jahan "Dosti"wahan "Aitebar"
''Jahan "Dosti"wahan "Aitebar"
Jahan "Aitebar"wahan "Mohabbat"
Jahan "Mohabbat"wahan "Judai"
Jahan "Judai"wahan "Dard" Jahan "Dard" wahan
"2 Goli DISPRIN"''
The Latest New Dance Craze
The Latest New Dance Craze
Is Called
"The Politician"
It''s Two Steps Forward
One Step backward
And Then
A Sidestep ... ;->
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
What Is POLITICS For . . . ???
A Student Answered It . . .
POLITICS is a Combination of
POLI = Many
&
TICS = Bloodsuckers. . .
Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho . . . ;->
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,
aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
peshawar ki police k
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hy
mere marne ke baad
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,
MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,
Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->
(Shortest Joke)
(Shortest Joke)
Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D
HEight oF filM mAker
HEight oF filM mAker
oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.
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