Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare..

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare..
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............






Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...







Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
  

May, 24 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     1763 views       Funny

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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars
than i have noticed that the sky looks good without
moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother
Jis Tarah
Ghibat Amal Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Neyki Badi Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Gussa Aqal Ko Khajata Hai,
Or Jhoot Rizq Ko,
Usi Tarah



Zardari Pakistan Ko Kha Jayega!!

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?


Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."
Jab se tumhein jana hai,


Jab se tumhein paya hai,


Her dua mein tera naam aya hai,


Taa k pooch sakun rab se k,



''''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooba
banaya hai..?
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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choro.
AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-
Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???

Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->
App Mujhay

Aik jaga

Se boht

Payary Lagtay hain ?


Maloom hai kahan se ?

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Door say
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B

Meri Mohabbat Ki Garmi

Me Koi Fark Nahi Aaya

2frn: O Really

1frnd: Yes Ye Alag Bat Hai K Meri Wife

Ko Meri Grlfrnd Ka Pata Chal Jaye

Toh Wo Mera Khoon Pee Jaye.

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''kamine tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->