A Sardarji goes

A Sardarji goes
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
  

May, 24 2010     274 chars (2 sms)     4261 views       Funny

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In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..



Think..


shopping
''Sawan ki thadi raton m


Rimjim kerti Barsaton m


Ma aksar Socha kerta hon.
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manji branday vich sahi k andar lay javan...''
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->


Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.


Kaki kaki
Han baybay
Phak lee chenei,
Na babey
Jhoot mardi
Na babey
Lawan juti
Na babey
Khol botha
Ha ha ha...
Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?



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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”



If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell

B''cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?


Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->