This is the telephone

This is the telephone
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
  

May, 24 2010     197 chars (2 sms)     3265 views       Funny

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"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".
One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!

why...??







bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?













1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)












1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
Girl: Do You Love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love
This is an SMS

























Maan liya! Lagta hai tumhari grammer kamzor hai


Asli sentence hai,


This is a SMS
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD





Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !






But The Fact Is That




Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->
1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the

Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?

larki boli.
























abu main hun
''Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?''
Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ

Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz


Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon

Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->