This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->
Mom:"Beti Bari ho kar kya karogi?"Beti:"Kuch nahi..Maa banongi,Parhoon gi,Shaadi karon gi...or kya?"Mom:"Jo karna hai karo par zara TARTEEB sahi rakhna".
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too