chanda or chokri:

chanda or chokri:
chanda or chokri:
karte the luv chori chori ,
eik tha memon eik thi bori ,
larka tha kala larki thi goori ,
so ja puther end ho ggi story

May, 24 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     697 views       Funny

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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:

Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai

Kyn k

Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P

Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!

Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy

SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->

Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

SMS zara naya kia karo

Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo

Hum SMS k KING hy

Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:


Cat Ran Away

Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)
Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that

I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Begaane Kaun Hai?

Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..

''Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi..."-hai''

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop

Really good lookin

Very SmartSo Delightful

More like a Celebrity

I walked nearer...

Damn !