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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
&
3rd floor:- shit i m banta
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May, 22 2010
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Rs 60/- per day
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.
So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!
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BRRRRR...
PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->
''Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana...
''Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana...
Hamaray pehle hii Imtehan horahe hain Saalana. ;-)''
Aaj kal ki larkiyan
Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..
Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,
Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but
My lips cant touch my cheeks
Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:
Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Muje aadat hai muskurane ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao muje yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki ;->
love inspires envy
Love inspires Envy.
Envy endangers Spite.
Spite spawns Fallacies.
Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya ;-)
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur
Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye
To
Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna
k
Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
ChAk k m0biLe jAd0
ChAk k m0biLe jAd0 MaiN gADdi tE sAwAr hUndA,
T-Shirt pA jAd0 tyAr hUndA,
VeKhdE nE Loki chAdke chUbArE,
KehNdE kAsh eH sAAdi kUrRi dA yAr hUndA.... ;->
translate this punjabi sentence into english
Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.
.
.
.
.
Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,
Kyun Ki,
Kyun Ki,
SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
r u sick suffering from fever
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha
R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan
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