id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

May, 05 2010 428 chars (3 sms) 1614 views Funny

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Man 2 Pathan :

Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi

Pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->

''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....

''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....

Police Aa Gayi....

To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI

POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???

CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....

POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''

ek pathan bakri lay

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->

Train Me 1 Larke Ne

Train Me 1 Larke Ne
Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne
Usse Kaha: Cigarete k
Dhuwai''n Se Meri Tabiyat
Khraab Hony Lgti Hy

Larka Bola: Tou Aap
Smoking Q Kerty Hyn ... ;->

Press Unlock

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Now Go to

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Inbox.

Now Select some

Gud Messages

&

forward to Me!

Logon ko msg send karne ka bhi

Tarika batana padta hai.

Do u belive in BHOOT

Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega

Have You Ever

Have You Ever

Rearrange the Letters ...

" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "

It Would Come As

" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;->

Yeh Naya S/\/\S Hy . . . ;->

Yeh Naya S/\/\S Hy . . . ;->
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Aur Ab Purana Hogaya . . . |''!''|

Now U Got 2 Choices...
Delete It Or Frwrd
Choice Is Urs :p

Pathan

Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo
Techer ne kya kuch nye huta
PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE
Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu

Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jise Chahte Ho Usey Btate Rehna

Nahi Tou

Nahi Tou

Us Ki Shaadi Me ''''TENT'''' Aur ''''KURSI'''' Sajate Rehna ;->

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Faraz

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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->

aap ki girl friend k saharay

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

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