ap insan nahi ho

ap insan nahi ho
ap insan nahi ho our na hi insan kehlane ke layaq ho.

ap to aik farishta ho.

kon sa farishta?






Wo farishta jo jannat se nikala gaya tha.:-)

May, 21 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     500 views       Funny

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BIWI k kharche se tang aakar PATI bola.."1 kg. LipStick ek m0nth me kha jati ho.."

BIWI boli.."jhoot q boltay ho,500 garms to tum hi chaat jaty ho. Haha
1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.
How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How About Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove


It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!

Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi

Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->
"Aap Ki Kahani
Humari Zubani"

Aap k pas dimag hy
Chlta nhi wø älag baat hy

Aap smart hyn
Køi mänta nhi alag bat hy

Aap ameer hyn
Kanjus hyn wo alag bat hy

Aap sharif hyn
Lgty nhi wø älag bat hy

Aap k pas cell fone hy
Call nhi krty alag bat hy

kafi izat hy aap ki
Koi krta nhi ye alag baät hy.
Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,

Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe

aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!


BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
Have You Ever

Rearrange the Letters ...

" M O T H E R
L A W "

It Would Come As

" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;-> :d
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.

Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)