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ap insan nahi ho
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ap insan nahi ho
ap insan nahi ho
ap insan nahi ho our na hi insan kehlane ke layaq ho.
ap to aik farishta ho.
kon sa farishta?
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Wo farishta jo jannat se nikala gaya tha.:-)
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Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.
Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne k
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:
Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"
lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:
Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
kick off ur shoesta
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that''s simply Great!!! Happy B''Day....
brain ....to think abt u
brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
mouth ... to say i miss u
foot .... to kick u if u forget me
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?
Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.
Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or
Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,
Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,
1...hath me cell hoga.
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2...angotha key pe hoga.
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3...sms pr k hnsy ga.
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4...sochy ga ab ye sms ks ko bhejon.
what do u call something that is "fake"
what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho
Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
zinda baap ko bhi dad kehte hain
Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,
Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,
Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
**2007** ''LIGHT!
**2007**
''LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "JAYE" gi!
**2008** "
LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "AYE" gi!
*FARAQ TO PARA HAI*
Har Qadam Khush-hali ki taraf
Geo Musharaf...!
InTErNATioNAL
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien
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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
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