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May, 21 2010
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wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?
wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?
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think
think
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Pastry ;):)
Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style: O Master Wen I CoMe
Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style:
O Master
Wen I CoMe
Rain ChuM ChuM
Leg My Phisli
Gira Me DharaM
Neche My Bag
And Upar was hum,
Is Lye today
i cant come!
FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH
FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH
FOR COKE - AMIR
FOR MIRINDA - VIVEK
FOR THUMPS UP - AKSHAY
CONGRATULATIONS. ..
DESI DARU KE LIYE TUMHE SELECT KIYA HAI....
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi roothey to mein kya karoon gha?
Socho,
Aik aur dafa soch lo.
Nahee pata, to suno
"mein tumhari tangein tord doon gha" Samjhey
What Has One Horn And Gives Milk ... ???
What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???
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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->
3 lessons form 3 idiots movie
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:
1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.
2. Believe in Yourself.
3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
Lagaan Remix 2020
Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:
1 ball 24 runs needed.
Bowler bowls
Aamir hits
Ball splits into 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6''s
Aamir Wins...
MIND IT ;->
baap betay k skool s
Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai
Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
I May Walk Slowly..
I May Walk Slowly..
But...I Never Walk Backwards...
-Abraham Lincoln
I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...
I Have Bike..
HumAyuN
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace
Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....
jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo
agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"
cricket mei ksi player
Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???
Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
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