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Gang of SARDARS
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Gang of SARDARS
Gang of SARDARS
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta
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May, 21 2010
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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Food for thought:
Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
A Garbage Truck: Am I Too
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
"Bike Rider To Sarjant
"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.
"Phir Chalan Kaisa
Sarjant.
Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
We''ve known Each other
We''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?
School Life Is RELIANCE
School Life Is RELIANCE ''Kar Lo Dunia Muthi Me''
College Life Is AIRTEL ''Aisi Aazadi Or Kaha''
Married Life Is IDEA ''Jo Badal De Aapki
Gal : Mere lips kharab hain.
Gal : Mere lips kharab hain.
Doctor : Kiss kitni bar kia?
gAL : Saal main 1 bar.
Doctor : Kharab nahin zang lag gia ha
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"
Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
Two sardars are driving
Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
2008 Ka Faqeer :
2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . .
Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .
Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->
propose karnay ka sharifana tareeqa
Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:
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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)
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