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Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko
Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko
Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->
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May, 21 2010
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Whoever Says ''Money Can''t Buy
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...
Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...
Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..
Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi
Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne
Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
The Company Of
The Company Of
Gud Ppl Is Like The Shop
Of Perfume
Wethr U Have Bought
Or Not
U''ll Receive A Lot Of Gud
Fragnance
So Dun Lose Me ... ;->
Aur DoN.. 03343004071
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03343004071
ek aurat mahire
Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"
Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"
Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,
LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi
Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi
Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi
Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K
Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->
garam shakar kandi
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo
Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo
Shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEK mangte ho?
Bhikhari: Abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??
Interview 4 New Admission
USA School Interview 4 New Admission
.
Tech:Who is ur Dad?
.
His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
Do you know what
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->
A Sincere
A
Sincere
Pray
To
"GOD"
"O! God I Don''t Ask
Anything For Me.
Jus Bless My Parents
With
A
Smart
Beautiful
Gorgeous
&
Cute
* Daughter in Law * " ;->
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