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Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko
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Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko
Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko
Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->
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May, 21 2010
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Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
MQM: Aslaha le lo
Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: Istaqbal karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)
there is nothing to
There is nothing to read in this msg.
U still coming down? ? ?
Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.
Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
2 Sardars lookin
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
welcome to sach ka samna
WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?
Ans plz
The hmuan mnid deos
The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale
Thhik aiagn !!! ;->
Aati thi . . . Jaati thi
Aati thi . . . Jaati thi
Hasti thi . . . Hasati thi
Dekhti thi . . . Muskurati thi
Bhagti thi . . . Bhagati thi
Ab pata chala… sali bevakuf banati thi
Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi
Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->
Now Bush says: Ek ajab sa manzar n
Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,
Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,
Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,
Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:
height of foolishness
height of foolishness
A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.
And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of ACCOUNTING ... ?
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?
1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)
1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
the day i will die and go out of ur life
the day i will die and go out of ur life
then
buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money
u r saving by not sending sms 2 me
Once A Pathan Was Asked
Once A Pathan Was Asked
"Khan G Aapka Favourate Song Kon Sa Hai?"
Khan Sahb Replied:
"Larki Kyon,
Na Jane Kyon Larkon Si Nahi Hoti" ;-)
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