Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko

Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->

May, 21 2010 197 chars (2 sms) 2438 views Funny

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Do Parties K

Do Parties K Politician Behas Me Masroof Thay,
Dono Ne Ek Dosray Ko Qa-El Krnay Ki Nakam

Kosish Ki Phir Ilzamat Per Utar Aaye,
1st Politician:I KNOW,

Tum Kis K Isharay Per Nachtay Ho?

2nd Politician:IDIOT!Saysi Guftago Me

Meri B.V Ko Kyun Include Krtay Ho?

aik pathan dusre se

Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

what do you do if

what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth

the news 14 aug 2020

THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

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apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
Ab to KANJUSI chod do
plz''

Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi

Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi ne Farishtay Se Kaha...
ALLAH Se Arz Karo..

Jahan Dekho Har Field Main Punjabi Hi Hote Hain Akhis Kyo ??

Farishta : Main Hunay Gaya Te Hunay Aya !!!

''chandani raat ti,

''chandani raat ti,bari barsaat ti,hum dono ek sath tay,wo mere niche ti, me uske uper ta,ghalat na samajna,wo meri motorcycle ti''

: Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.

Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?

Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.

Papa : Toh Kya Hua?

Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->

Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?

Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?

Wo Raat
Wo Mulaqat
Wo Mera Israar
Wo Tmhara Inkaar

Aur Phir Baat 50 Rs Main
Final Honay k Baad

Tum Ne

"Gutter Ki Safai Ki Thi" ;->

Astrologer:

Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab

Teri Maa Di Teri Peo Di Terie Bra di

Teri Maa Di
Teri Peo Di
Terie Bra di
Tere Babi De
Tere Poray Khandan Di
Te Meri V tu Jaan Hain
Hahahahaha

What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???

What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???

When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss U For Only 2 rupees

And YOU HAVE ONLY 1 RUPEE....

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