Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye