Girl: when we get

Girl: when we get
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....
  

May, 21 2010     234 chars (2 sms)     2146 views       Funny

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MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy

JiS mE

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BLuE Tooth


DoubLE CAmErA



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KuCh b nhi hy... :p :d :->
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
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Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D
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Family Planing
Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z
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Knocks de door.


Gulabo:kon?


Sardar:mein!


Gulabo:mein kon?












Sardar:tu ghulabo hor
kon....->
aami je tumhar
chin chhin chhin.

shudu je aamar
chhin chhin chhin.

4ward this line to 7 BHOOT & get luck b4 this amavasya.
Jai Monjulika mai!


Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky

Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?



T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->
PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti

AMIL:tum ko mazar pr manat manni pray gi

PTHAN:Bohat manat mani kuch na hua

AMIL:tum kis mazar pr gae thay

PTHAN:QUAID-e-AZAM .