Girl: when we get

Girl: when we get
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....
  

May, 21 2010     234 chars (2 sms)     3135 views       Funny

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Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..



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But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.
HEight oF filM mAker

oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar


Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar


Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai


Tera Humsafar

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A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
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Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo
Newton''s 5th law:
Dunya Gol hai,
Chooha Billi say darta ha, billi Kuttay se, kuta Aadmi say, aadmi Biwi say, or Biwi Choohay say. Hence Proved. Dunya Gol hai.!
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.
Every man''s wish
Ganguly ne Natwest
series jeet ke shirt utari,
Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet ke shirt utari,
Kaash
Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeet le