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Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
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May, 20 2010
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2 Dost Suicide karne gae
2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
Aadat Or Ada Me
Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-
Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA
hands up
\(''.'')/ Hands up
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Agr apni jan pyari he to.
To
hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision
If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision
Frm Its Mother 2 Go 4movie Wit Its Frnds
Wat Wil Its Mother Say?
"Be Careful While Audience Is Clapping"
a scientific questio
A SciEntiFic Question:
Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
Ye awaaz pehchano,
Ye awaaz pehchano,
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!
naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
Husband To Wife
Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
Wife:
Wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon,
TALAAQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!
Husband:
Ja Ja, Meethi Meethi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish
Mat Ker ... ;->
TeAcHeR:
TeAcHeR:
bAtAo sAaL MaI kItNe MoSaM HotE HaIn
StUdEnT:
4 MoSaM
TeAcHeR:
koN koNsE
StUdEnT
1.HaRtAl
2.ElEcTi0n
3.ExAmS
4.HaNgAmAy
Yestrdy my mobile
Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.
Dr.NOKIA said
"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....
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