Teacher: If u have

Teacher: If u have
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     3512 views       Funny

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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?






2 Sides Hoti Hyn












Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm

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John Cena


Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.


So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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"DOOB
kar mar jaaye:-D
Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?






Think think...






I know u can Think this,







Abbey





Itena mat soch kha ka dekhle :
21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO
Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad Aye to kia karu ?

Yaad Teri dilse na Jaye tu Kia Karu?

Socha tha Ho gi mulakatKhwaboun Main

Ager neeand hi Na Aye , tu kia karu ???
In PAK Survey Was Done That,
How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With

Me . .

Survey Report

5 % Says = YES

0 % Says = NO

And . .



95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. .
1 Tou
Sadar-e-Pakistan
Ban Gaya
Tum Bhi City
Nazim K Liye
Apply Kerdo










Bcoz







30 Din Ki Qaid
Tum Bhi Kaat K Aane
Wale Ho ... ;->
May God give u

Tata ka status

Vajpayee ka dhiraj

Laaden ki himmat

Bill Gates ki income

Bush ki taqat

baaki...

Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.