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Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
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May, 20 2010
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koi mannat mango beta
Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
.
Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
.
Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,
Tum Shadi K Baad
Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?
Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
Teacher: Johny, if your father earned
Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
think!!!!!!!!!!!!
dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?
Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se
Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
Daddy
Daddy
Can I''ve Another Glass
Of Water, Plz?
Ask Jhony
But Tht''s 10th One I''ve
Given U 2nite.
Daddy Says
Jhony: Yes Bt d
Baby''s Bedroom Is Stiil
On Fire. ;->
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He
K
Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
Or
Is
Dil
Me SIRF
Aap
Ki
"BHABI g" Rehti hai
har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJ
''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''
Mosam ne li angrai Or hm ne Chori Razai,
Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,
mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,
coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,
SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.
Wat Is D Diff B/W
Wat Is D Diff B/W
Poison & Alcohol?
If U Drink Alcohol,
U Will Dance Around People,
If U Drink Poison
People Wil Dance Around U..!
ek pathan apne raks
Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???
Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->
pathan in urdu
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.
"She is Kidding"
Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
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