Teacher: If u have

Teacher: If u have
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->

May, 20 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     450 views       Funny

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Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?

Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGNET” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins…
Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
Height of Confidence

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break infornt of a Bus
& Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"?

Child in washroom.


Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
Wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay !

Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !

5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai